Worst system ever gets A little jiggy With it (seen above

it / its collectively. we suckkkkkk

[wolderg]

do not tap the glass!

-thanks, mgmt

[tazzymcclazzy]

random bullshit GP

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[tazzymcclazzy]

f1r3st4rs

[wolderg]

[nyx-sky]

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

[thatmutantcat]

Goretober - Day 12 - Shredded

Prompt List:

[severalcomic]

(No problem here.)

[severalcomic]

instant friendship

[severalcomic]

i just think it's kickass he can do that anytime

[starfallsystemblog2]

System ask game stolen and edited from r/systemcringe

❤are you medically recognised/diagnosed? if not, do you plan to? (no judgement either way!)

🧡if you are comfortable sharing, what is your headcount? do you keep track of it?

💛do you switch frequently or do you go longer periods between switching?

💚does your system have introjects of any kind?

💙do you have any subsystems?

💜who are your frequent fronters?

🤎do you have any non-human alters? if yes, which species are they?

🖤do you make/buy gifts to other alters in the system?

🤍does the taste in music vary a lot between different alters?

🔴does your system have any type of in system relationships? (familial, romantic, platonic etc.)

🟠how much amnesia do you experience?

🟡do you experience black out amnesia?

🟢what does switching feel like for you? does it vary between alters?

🔵do you experience quick switches or does it take longer to switch usually?

🟣do you get frontstuck often? what do you do to try to get 'un-stuck'?

🟤do you ever not notice you've switched, and suddenly realise that 'you haven't been you' for a while?

⚫can you switch 'on command" or is that something that is hard for your system? does it depend on the alter?

⚪do you have a headspace? if yes, describe it! if no, do you want one?

🟥how easily accessed is your headspace? (If you have one)

🟧is there a place in your headspace where dormant alters go?

🟨do alters have their own rooms/areas in your headspace?

🟩is your headspace big, or smaller? is it complex/less complex?

🟦do you have specific alters that cannot access headspace at all?

🟪did you have to build your headspace over time, or was it just there?

🟫how did you pick your system name?

⬛how does your system handle in system disagreements in general?

⬜is there anyone specific in your system you don't get along with?

❤️‍🔥are you 'out' as a system to anyone? (online friends/partners etc. count!)

❤️‍🩹how good is your communication with the rest of the system? does it vary much between different alters?

💔are different alters part of different subcultures? which ones?

[manylittleguys]

no no please worry about the "evil" alter. they're doing this for attention please for the love of god give them attention they are touch starved and in need of love. cause they're not really evil, they're lashing out. if everyone else gets compassion when they lash out, so should the "evil" alter.

stop calling people who are hurting "evil". start taking care of the "evil" people. they're still people, and people deserve compassion.

[medleyofmind]

a meeting of the mind

[puppy-saint]

Started looking stuff up to make a post like "the relationship between a hunting dog and a hawk owned by the same master" but then ????

"Dogs and hawks soon develop a mutual respect and toleration for each other, for the two come into frequent close contact. This is most evident after a successful flight, when the dog is expected to sit patiently while the bird receives its reward."

"There is one inescapable rule, confirmed by all my hawking experiences: good dogs make good hawks."

I'm just incapable of being normal about stuff like this actually. What if we were utterly different but forced to get along because we were made to work together. What if I decided that you could be trusted, maybe even more so than the hunter I could never imprint onto the same way you did. What if you could trust me the same way. What if you paved the way for my hunt, flushed out my prey, waited for me to be rewarded before you were. What if I needed you to be good. What if I needed you to be good.

[puppy-saint]

Reblogging my own post bc there really wasn't any good way to elaborate on the last two lines like I wanted to with just formatting but it's gonna drive me crazier than usual if I don't get these thoughts out. Cause it's the same sentence, but there's a difference!!

What if I needed you to be good, what if I needed you to be better than me, what if I relied on you following the orders and doing what you're told and being the obedient hound. And then what if I needed you in order to be good, what if your presence meant that I still had a chance at redemption, what if I'm not complete without you. What if I wasn't good without you. What if I wasn't myself without you. Good dogs make good hawks. I need you to be good.

[puppy-saint]

you can have me, only if you can accept that i will hate you for it. i will protest the chains you put me in, and the cage, and your continuous presence. i will curse you with every breath i take, until your name rattles in my lungs like smoke and hurts me just as much. you may own me, you may use me, but you will never control me. i will never give you the satisfaction, hound, though i know you were never looking for easy prey. you will love the defiance, and i will try not to hate myself for it.

[lustylexicon]

Oh, falcon. I've been trying to tell you; there's no cage here. I wear the collar because I need the reminder that I'm claimed! That someone will miss me if I don't come home. So I can go outside and wander, and stand tall, because the eyes that see me know I'm something wanted. And sometimes the collar gains a leash, so that I know where I want to go where I strain it, and sometimes I'm chained in the yard but that's. That's normal.

I'm not always a very good dog.

But the jesses are different! They're just so we can hold you when you perch, so we can make sure it's safe for you to rest. It's not the trees, but we've made you an okay nest, didn't we? As much food as you want, and you can still fly and hunt if you want and everything.

(It doesn't feel like a cage when I whuff and set my furry head over you, does it? I like lying close to you. I like feeling your heart beat, warm and triple-time against my shoulder before your wings stop beating at my chest and you let me lick your feathers up over your brow. ...I'd let you go, if you wanted me to. I'd watch you leave, I'd wait forever staring in the field for you to come back, but. I'd let you go.)

It's not the defiance I love – or the hatred, obviously. I just like your sharp and witty tongue and the way your talons flex when you lean down to nibble at my ears.

You've stolen enough loose fur from my coat to make your nest here all soft and fuzzy and comfortable. (And I know birds can't smell, so I won't make a fuss over how much my tail wants to wag that you smell like me.) It would be a shame if you were too busy hating yourself to enjoy it.

[maidthings]

for someone who likes virtue names so much its kind of shocking that only one in my system as anything even vaguely approaching one. And "Enmity" isn't really commonly considered to be a virtue

[maidthings]

I'm being told very very forcefully that tuna is a virtue everyone should strive for, please take note of this

[rudy-redd]

My Fox McCloud tulpa i made to help me drive: "Good merge kid, at this rate youll be a first rate pilot"

Me: "thanks captain, but uhh h, idk if your paw should be in my jeans while i drive"

last pure hearted man: "i hope god doesnt noticr me jaywalking"