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when will i be blessed with the directory,,,

#cherubplay #I've been such a ghost to the poor partners i have now///#but i crave the directory

first prompt: edgy post apocalypse au where I played a mutant dragon Terezi who liked to mess with human survivors. latest prompt: sci fi post space-war au where I play a Dirk and Hal cyborg combo. only thing that remained the same was my edginess

#cherubplay #thought I'd join the tag trend for once #that latest prompt is still looking for a good partner if your interested in the synopsis

in regards to that smut fishing John, over a period of time, I've amassed as portions of the urls to all the references he uses,, might make your blacklist look messy, but it's effective so in case anyone else wants to get that pornographic spam off their front page, here you go: 8819709df1518faa/tumblr_o6zl7wNDGq1qg56ojo,2f4f0a1f674dc2bcd1700046a1e3a4b6,tumblr_o57u0gecIJ1sod4pvo1_1280, .tumblr.com/0683d4846135e2b68cc77598e97f54a9/tumblr_nu1fqxZp, 3025f1f03eff2ef6aa165f29b046a80c, 005cd18edb57d17db49d88613ab6a732, a71175d84ef30ba850737d3c601b012c, ,tumblr.com/f0bfbba4a0bfa229e5079a0053d23c17/tumblr_nhc0sgKeL91rsx2, cf896f3baa76ba55ccdd2ae742176015, d047d989d11e6cc99fa7b2db0f4b1bce, a15f8525dcbafd4583be428746e41402, d2da7b334159c9a116dfeca2987cbd28

#cherubplay #they're not the full url's just the important parts that'll block the posts #hopefully this helps someone

im still skeptical that ppl on cherubplay know what a “twist” is

#cherubplay

shout out to that pirate stuck Dirk for making me realize the rugrat's movie version "yo ho ho and a bottle of yum" weren't actually the original lyrics to that shanty, which was something I never questioned once in my life till now

#cherubplay #lmao what is life

shout out to that one partner I connected to a while ago who, after we had discussed and agreed on an au for a ship and accepted to write the starter while I went to sleep, decided to switch to an entirely different au without even asking: wtf still

#cherubplay #that was a pretty shitty thing tbh

thanks to the cherubmod bc whether or not one of the features of this update is useful to me individually, they’re still great and i appreciate them!

#cherubplay #dont know what the deal is with all the passive aggressiveness in the tag but im here anyway #but ppl gotta learn to be fuckin grateful ???#i already forgot who it was but there was a real stick-up-the-ass out there being salty as fuck and i just blocked them #but at least its not as bad as the time we got the directory only for it to be immediately taken away bc of the bad lashback #anyway im just here to add my praise to the pile of passive aggressive comments

word of advice, if 70% of every sentence in your prompt starts with a pronoun (i.e "He got up. He had to take a shower. He was late to work. He rushed to the car."), you need to revise it.

#cherubplay #like Im not even trying to be mean #writing like that is extremely exhausting to read and the repetitive style is honestly hard to get immersed in #so like if you don't want to bore the fuck out of your partner and make it a strenuous chore for them to reply #strengthen your style #I've had partners like that and I'll tell you what it was a pain to read #mostly bc it felt like I was reading the writing of a 13 year old

I, for one, welcome the cherubplay private eye investigator maybe with their help we can finally get some insight on the notorious serial Fem Eridan whose intent on slipping through the cracks of our blacklists

#cherubplay

cherubplay

I’m still working on the directory, and I’ll be making some changes to the database between now and when it’s released. This will require all of the prompts that were in the directory to be deleted, so just in case you haven’t got them stored elsewhere I’ve copied them to your prompts page.

#text post #we are blessed with a merciful god #my night vale crossover was saved

has anyone here actually tried connecting to their own prompt while its on the front page? ?? i mean, the answer button is still there,, does some 0 ÷ 0 black hole emerge and implode on itself or what science needs answers

#cherubplay

whinesaboutrp

What to remember when roleplaying Dirk Strider

Yo, yall, I saw someone in the cherubplay tag asking about a guide for this and I like to think I’m pretty good at Dirk roleplaying, so let’s go.

I was going to try and keep this away from most “fanon vs. canon” stuff, but as a heads up, with both Striders it’s fairly impossible to avoid talking about that because they put up such fronts that get read as their actual character. (More on that in a sec.)

While on the one hand you have the misreadings of Dirk that result in desperate, clingy, whiny “looking for doms” bed starfish, on the other hand, you have the suave, domineering, puppeteer Dirks who control literally everything their friends do, are always in control, and definitely never panic in a bad situation. While both of those misreadings are bad, I’d actually argue the second is more OOC than the first, and this is a post about why.

Anyway, this is gonna be a really long post because I like talking about Dirk and his complexes way too much, so hit the readmore.

Keep reading

#text post #reference #dirk

internet-face

That one Terezi with the incomprehensible fucked-up shit is my beloved daughter and the queen of my heart. Nobody’s guts flap harder in the wind on this godforsaken website, and she writes spirals around all the other comma-splicers.

wolf-on-cherubplay

i hope she knows i am a vexed and perplexed adherent of her work

#i dont remember the context #but i do remember reading yet another incomprehensible string of words #that i comprehended as a description of vriska breaking open pyralspite's egg and strangling the 'cuteface fetus sadddragon'#i remember that quote #that quote haunts me #that terezi will never cease to bewilder me

so are we all just going to pretend that one user in Terezi teal who posts absolutely incomprehensible and bazaar prompts isn't real?

#prompts #cherubplay #I've seen at least two other on the front page before and I know it's just gotta be from the same person #they just post strings of garbled up word vomit and it's all just a big confusing mess

a curse on all those assholes that abuse the image display feature by shoving their NaPs full of uncomfortable fetish art with no tags

#cherubplay #guess i just have to blacklist every one of those links now

anyone else know that feel when a partner whose been gone for literally 5+ months returns, ensures their still cool with the rp, exchanges several replies and then promptly fucks off into the abyss again without a word ? :^)

#cherubplay #we've been nothing but friendly to one another since the first connect and tbh that's the only reason I've stuck around #but my patients is being severely tested #(which probably doesn't sound like a very imposing statement after literally like #7 months waiting through inactivity

both mobile and browser cherubplay r fuckin up for me too

#some error message or somethin #not lettin me thru #cherubplay

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