A variety of trash

A collection of trash from all corners of the internet (now including wrestling trash)

[zedrin-butts]

Woops

Bonus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) version available on my Patreon! (Will be public in a few days.)

[arsturbuther-deactivated2017011]

No

[shadyrican]

i’m weak.

[surprisebitch]

im screaming!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Curious Case of May Parker

[dr-archeville]

It’s happening in the cartoons, too:

Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)

Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)

Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)

Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself

Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young

[quakeinthesky-deactivated201811]

The “hide under a cap or a hoodie and no one is going the notice me” Avengers:

+ and then there’s Bruce:

[deejay]

When your hungry but anime is life

[hotvampireadjacent]

when i was a kid i really wanted to play the fun nick games online but neither me nor my brother could spell nickelodeon.com so i cried

[iverbz]

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

[iverbz]

[bubbleflexe-deactivated20190719]

They’re supposed to eat their lunch w/o getting caught lol

[tommyboy2007-deactivated2020051]

Why can’t American shows be this great

[springwithcherrytrees]

Girl with the glasses is a real one

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am:

[radroller]

Can we appreciate that this dude Giovanni got beaten back in Gen 1, swore he’d rebuild Team Rocket stronger than ever, and then comes back 20 years later and he’s SUBSIDIZED NEARLY EVERY CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION IN THE POKEMON UNIVERSE TO BOLSTER TEAM ROCKET’S STRENGTH. Video game villains WISH they had this kinda followthrough. 

[jupiterhero]

Pokemon veterans :

“how many times do we have to teach you this lesson’s old men!”

[crap-userrname16]

[dancingmuppet]

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

[armedandgayngerous]

b e g o n e, HOT

[ari-6-personal]

Poor Yang… Too much of one kind of love, not enough of the other…

[wondyweiss]

blake: breathes

ilia:

[pokemonglobalnews-deactivated20]

Reminder: All Mega Stone Codes expire in 10 Days

All Mega Stone events for Pokémon Sun & Moon ends on October 31 - M2DESCENT: Mewtwonite X & Mewtwonite Y

- INTIMIDATE: Mawilite, Beedrillite, Audinite & Medichamite

- AZUL: Pidgeotite, Steelixite, Heracronite & Houndoominite

- MATSUBUSA: Sceptilite, Blazikenite, Swampertite & Banettite

- SABLEVOLANT: Tyranitarite, Abomasite, Manectite & Aggronite

- POYONG: Diancite, Galladite, Gardevoirite & Lopunnite

- DRACHE: Altarianite, Ampharosite, Latiasite & Latiosite

[faranae-moved]

I didn’t even know these were a THING.

Hey followers! I know some of y’all play Pokemon, get you some stones!

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Entering these codes on the mystery gift page will give you all the stones listed, and I’m pretty sure you can enter all of them, you don’t have to choose!

[ruinedchildhood]

Hey Arnold was ahead of the curve…

[ruinedchildhood]

Credit: Ben Henry, “According To “Hey Arnold” We Should Eat Ass And Everything Will Be OK”

[the-x-button]

i’m really glad i got a physical copy of this brand new game so i can download 60GB off the disc and then install an 11GB update and then go through all these opening logos to get to the main menu and then a 5 minute loading screen before finally getting into the 12 minute cutscene before playing the hour long tutorial teaching me how to play the game.

[the-x-button]

how did this get so many notes in just 10 minutes

[vonisv]

Because it’s a cold truth we all suffer from

[jamiepandahugs-deactivated20241]

The Holy Trinity

Steven Universe fandom: almost cause a girl to commit suicide from fanart

Voltron fandom: almost got the show cancelled because the creators didn’t make their ship canon

Rick and Morty fandom: caused riots and someone to get stabbed over a small cup of dipping sauce