human beings in a mob

officially an archive. you can find me here.

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quietly wondering why people are still following this omfg

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--✘

Here's the sitch:

I don't feel very comfortable on this account anymore. This isn't because of a certain person or anything, it's just that I don't feel motivated to be on here when I'm not, and when I am on here, I don't feel motivated to work on my threads. Or anything, really.

So, without further ado, I'd like to direct you over to my new Stiles account: here.

I hope you won't feel obligated to follow me [or, in some cases, follow me back] on there; I took the liberty of following whoever I remembered off the top of my head, and I'll be following whoever else I see on this account as well that I actively talked to.

Again, don't feel obligated to follow me back -- and if you do, don't feel obligated to pick up threads with me unless you specifically want to. I'll be replying to any and all threads I get established as being picked up again on that account. Oh, and I'll be doing my prize stuff for my promo on that account too.

I love you all, and I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

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[text]: No, I totally would have sucked him off, but he's not into it. When you off work, anyway?

Send a text to my muse on accident, whether it was a wrongnumber, wrong contact, or just supposed to be deleted.

[text]: Um.[text]: Totally wrong number, dude.[text]: But I'm curious: Who were you gonna suck off?

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Ugh, stop touching your face (x)

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so

i just made a new skype

if you wanna be added, just shoot me a message and i'll send it to you~

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lights | ice

all i need is just a little emotion ‘cause all i see is you not feeling, and you’re giving me nothing.

[tifferini]

Dylan O’Brien in the Internship (x)

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[text]: I meant it, by the way.

[text]: I know.[text]: I did too.

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[text]: Formal apology for drunk texting you last night. I apparently need a babysitter.

[text]: I didn't mind?

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whatchu, whatchu know 'bout me

So. Most of you have been following me a while, and — long story short, my muse has been finicky as hell. I think the reason why it’s even back is because Teen Wolf Season 3 and my birthday holla are on Monday, so why not celebrate that by making a little giveaway promo thing, hm?

strictly biz, she don't play 'round

You have to most certainly be following me — I’ll put the smackdown on you if you unfollow after.

Reblogs only since likes would confuse me.

Only roleplay blogs, guys. No personals — sorry! But any fandom is welcome!

Must reach at least 25 notes.

Winners will be chosen in one week [Wednesday, June 5th, at Midnight CST (meaning the midnight going into Thursday — note for myself)]

i never ask for much, but please keep up, lover

ONE GRAND PRIZE will be won by one of you hoodlums. It’ll have: one 6 gif gifset of the character of your choice. A spot on my BOTM with a spot on my blog for four whole weeks. You can also choose between a gif promo and either a fic of the ship of your choice* or a gif for your sidebar.

FIRST PRIZE are for two of my pretties. It’ll be a 4 gif gifset of the character of your choosing, a gif promo stating how much of a flawless little sweetie you are, a drabble of the ship of your choice*, and a link on my sidebar for two weeks.

SECOND PRIZE will be for two of you sweethearts. It shall be a 2 gif gifset of the character of your choice, a drabble of the ship of your choice*, and a screenshot promo.

And THIRD PRIZE will be for three of you sugarplums.~ It will be a 500 by 250 gif of the character of your choice, and a screenshot promo.

*Note: When I write drabbles, they tend to get away from me — the last one was 2k+ words — so it’ll be more than the average that someone would write for a drabble, relatively speaking.

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Send a text to my muse on accident, whether it was a wrong number, wrong contact, or just supposed to be deleted.

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What do you mean what am I doing here?

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Visit Original Link

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Up to no good

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[text]: That’s including the discount because I’m shouldering costs, or…

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[text]: Yes, oh my god. [text]: So stingy.

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Up to no good

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[text]: If I was, in fact, soliciting a minor, I wouldn’t need the ID. Smartass. [text]: I’m fine with prostitution, but clearly you aren’t─ [text]: How much?

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[text]: I meant I would be the one soliciting a minor if I allowed that. Loser. [text]: Don't. [text]: $40. I have to give half to Danny, anyway.

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Up to no good

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[text]: I’m pretty sure Boyd would just hit you. [text]: You gonna give me a discount if I am…?

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[text]: Yeah. Sigh. I wouldn't mind-- [text]: Um. [text]: No. I believe that's called soliciting a minor, could also be called a mild form of prostitution, so you're paying for the ID, bud.

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Up to no good

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[text]: Why? You feeling a little testy? [text] Define “all”.

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[text]: What d'you think, dumbass? [text]: I mean all you little betas. I haven't had the... let's say pleasure of Boyd hitting on me, but Erica felt the need to hit on me -- literally at one point -- as well. [text]: ...Are you hitting on me.