“ no one wants to see girls get hurt ”
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“ yeah, well, no one wants to see steve-o’s bare ass on tv either-but they’re still watchin’ ”
Love dis

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“ no one wants to see girls get hurt ”
🚬 ꙳ ៹ ་ ⊹ ʿ 🪓
“ yeah, well, no one wants to see steve-o’s bare ass on tv either-but they’re still watchin’ ”
Love dis
Some ehren for the tl
He look so cute 🥺
peepaw pt3
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Dave’s insta story 🫣
Johnny Knoxville Wanting Your Attention Headcanons
request: johnny always trying to get the readers attention both before they started dating and when they're in a relationship?
before you started dating johnny would use stunts to try and get your attention
he’d be the first to volunteer if he knew you were watching
and you’d be the first one he’d look for after a stunt
no matter how painful it was
‘johnny you need to see the medic!’
‘right. i’ll just see y/n first.’
it got so bad that jeff would start telling you to sit with the medics
so if johnny needed them he’d go without a fight
the only downside for johnny was that you wouldn’t see the stunt when it happened
which led to a lot of
‘y/n come watch this!’
‘you need to see this!’
so you had johnny begging you to watch everything he did
and jeff begging you to accompany him to the medics
after a pretty bad concussion, you found yourself next to johnny as he was slowly coming to
‘how’re you feeling?’
‘nothing’s wrong with you here, sweetheart.’
‘i have to say, sometimes i wish you’d ask me to watch stunts that don’t always end with you being wounded.’
johnny half panicked in the state he was in
‘you don’t like watching the stunts?’
‘i do! i mean, i don’t like seeing you get so hurt. maybe you could ask me to watch something a little less extreme.’
after that he’d ask you to watch the pranks he was playing on other people
and let you in on the pranks he had planned
‘watch this, i’m about to get jeff.’
he realised he could get your attention by asking you to do things with him instead
like convincing ehren to carry a tray of soup down the corridor
or he’d ask you for your opinion on new stunts
or ideas for pranks
when he realised you were spending as much time with him as possible
he worked up the courage to ask you out
after you started dating he calmed down with the stunts he had you watch
and he used other ways to get your attention to his advantage
like kissing you
will kiss you to distract you from almost anything you’re doing
you could be in the middle of a conversation with the other guys and he’ll plant one on your cheek to remind you he’s there
he’s more forward with it if you’re both at home
he won’t stop until you’re giving him your undivided attention
if he’s not kissing you he’ll try to be as close as possible
he starts off subtle
and inches his body closer to yours
until he’s got an arm wrapped around your shoulders
or his head is laying on your chest
if you’re on the couch he’ll just fully lay on top of you
‘johnny… what are you doing?’
‘i’m just waiting for you to love me.’
lord knows if you’re trying to watch a new show you won’t be able to concentrate
you’ll have a 6 foot man trying to fit himself in your lap
you end up lying sideways on the couch with him half on top of you
from any room in the house you’ll hear
‘y/n!’
‘honey?’
‘i miss you and i need attention.’
‘johnny you are so lucky that you’re cute when you’re needy.’
Hey could you write for ehren !!? Where the reader is like in the jackass crew and they just click and some fluff like a lot LOL
Ofc! Hope you enjoy!:)
Sparks fly
Out of everyone in the jackass crew ehren was your best friend. You two got introduced when you were brought onto the show because of your involvement with big brother magazine. You two just immediately clicked and it had just felt like you had known each other forever. You, Jeff, spike and knoxville were going over the stunt list. “Okay so what are we going to do for this one?” Spike asks as he points to the top of the list where it just reads ‘canon’. “Oh yeah” johnny sits up , “so basically the idea is to shoot someone out of a canon”. “Would we even be able to do that?” You ask. Jeff scoffs, “you could ask that about half the shit we film”. You roll your eyes, “I think it’s a good idea, i just don’t know about the technicalities of it”. “Yeah y/n has a point, plus you know none of the guys would do it”. Spike says. Johnny tilts his head and looks at you, “you think ehren would?”. “I- maybe?” , “well I think if any of us should ask him it should be you.” Jeff adds. Which is how you ended up here, you pacing infront of ehren as he puts on the stupid jump suit Jeff wanted him to wear for the bit. “Y/n i swear I’ll be fine”, he says as he begins to put the jumpsuit on over top of his jeans and tee shirt. “How do you know that for sure? I mean there’s tons of things that could go wrong ehren like the canon could malfunction, you could fall wrong and-“ He puts his hands on your shoulders and looks at you, “I promise you I’ll be okay”. “Pinky promise?” You ask. He smiles and interlocks your pinky’s, “pinky promise”. “Hey ehren we’re ready for you” the prop manager calls out. The canons positioned to overlook a lake so where he’ll get shot into the water. You walk over to where some of the other guys are watching and he gets on the small ladder that has been set up to where he can climb up to the entrance. “Hey I’m danger ehren and this is the canon!” He says as he gets into it. You bite your lip with nervousness as he gets shot out and lands in the lake with a splash. There are some whoops from the guys as he sticks a thumbs up from the water. You laugh and he swims out of the lake, he reaches the shore and you extend out your arm to him. He grabs it and grins at you, “told ya I’d be fine”. He pulls you in and hugs you. “Ehren your soaking wet!” You laugh as you try to push him off. He tackles you to the ground, landing on top of you .“God you are such a dork” you say. “Yeah but you still love me” he smiles down at you. You laugh and wrap your arms around his neck and give him a quick peck on the lips. “Okay guys get up and stop goofing off we still have stuff to film”. A disgruntled Jeff tremaine says.
HOLY SHIT THANK U !!! Ur amazing, this is amazing
Ehren’s Meter fair skit is forever one of my favorites lol. Idk why but it is.
Him crawling out of the dumpster in this pure and beautiful fairy costume instantly had me wheezing.
His little prance and skips is perfect.
His whimsical fairy voice ties it all together, Especially when he says; “Blessed” and starts booping the meters with his little wand after putting the change in the meters for people 😂
This could be a renaissance painting
Does anyone have any links to watch the haggard, minghags, and the 3 cky movies :))) !?
Poopies is everything to me he’s so fukcing kind, cutely dumb, patient and he’s absolutely cute as shit
Yes ehren is annoying but he’s vry cute and handsome 🫶🏽🫶🏽
smooth as tennessee whiskey - johnny knoxville x fem!reader
word count: 5,579
warnings: nsfw
author’s note: a big thank you to @peejsocks and @gabriellaospino for giving me the push i needed to finish this fic <3
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No thoughts just Ehren McGehey
Saw a edit of this floating around I had the original video so here it is! lmaoo
dealer’s choice
pairing. eddie munson x female! reader
an. i…everybody take a look at my dream man. I’m literally not kidding guise that’s actually who i will marry. i promise. i’ll share him with u if u reblog and comment tho<3 i’ve got more eddie on my mind so follow @ohcapfics for latest updates<3 synopsis. your dealer’s always been a bit sweet on you – giving you deals and letting you try out new shit. he even lets you make house calls! and pick the music, and sit on his lap…and…
warnings. 18+. i am beating minors off with a stick rn. drugs, drug dealing, kissing, sexually explicit lang, sexually explicit acts: fondling over clothes & under clothes and grinding/thigh riding. sponsored by sat in your lap by kate bush.
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Ryan Dunn Interview from Jackass The Movie's Offical Companion Book
BIG BROTHER MAGAZINE ARCHIVES
I found a reddit post here that has a bunch of links to download PDFs of the early big brother magazines, it was something i was looking for myself but I figured i’d share the link in case anybody else is interested
Archive PDFs found HERE