Johnny Knoxville Wanting Your Attention Headcanons
request: johnny always trying to get the readers attention both before they started dating and when they're in a relationship?
before you started dating johnny would use stunts to try and get your attention
he’d be the first to volunteer if he knew you were watching
and you’d be the first one he’d look for after a stunt
no matter how painful it was
‘johnny you need to see the medic!’
‘right. i’ll just see y/n first.’
it got so bad that jeff would start telling you to sit with the medics
so if johnny needed them he’d go without a fight
the only downside for johnny was that you wouldn’t see the stunt when it happened
so you had johnny begging you to watch everything he did
and jeff begging you to accompany him to the medics
after a pretty bad concussion, you found yourself next to johnny as he was slowly coming to
‘nothing’s wrong with you here, sweetheart.’
‘i have to say, sometimes i wish you’d ask me to watch stunts that don’t always end with you being wounded.’
johnny half panicked in the state he was in
‘you don’t like watching the stunts?’
‘i do! i mean, i don’t like seeing you get so hurt. maybe you could ask me to watch something a little less extreme.’
after that he’d ask you to watch the pranks he was playing on other people
and let you in on the pranks he had planned
‘watch this, i’m about to get jeff.’
he realised he could get your attention by asking you to do things with him instead
like convincing ehren to carry a tray of soup down the corridor
or he’d ask you for your opinion on new stunts
when he realised you were spending as much time with him as possible
he worked up the courage to ask you out
after you started dating he calmed down with the stunts he had you watch
and he used other ways to get your attention to his advantage
will kiss you to distract you from almost anything you’re doing
you could be in the middle of a conversation with the other guys and he’ll plant one on your cheek to remind you he’s there
he’s more forward with it if you’re both at home
he won’t stop until you’re giving him your undivided attention
if he’s not kissing you he’ll try to be as close as possible
and inches his body closer to yours
until he’s got an arm wrapped around your shoulders
or his head is laying on your chest
if you’re on the couch he’ll just fully lay on top of you
‘johnny… what are you doing?’
‘i’m just waiting for you to love me.’
lord knows if you’re trying to watch a new show you won’t be able to concentrate
you’ll have a 6 foot man trying to fit himself in your lap
you end up lying sideways on the couch with him half on top of you
from any room in the house you’ll hear
‘i miss you and i need attention.’
‘johnny you are so lucky that you’re cute when you’re needy.’
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