khow

[4n4n4n4n4n4n4n-deactivated20200]

I can literally text you by 9:39 and be asleep by 9:39:19

[egberts]

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

[astrolopy]

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

[egberts]

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

If you’re not obsessed with yourself you should be

[parks-and-rex]

[jncos]

what’s cool about tumblr is that the desktop and mobile versions are both fucked up but in completely different ways

[kasssshole]

[2021-archive]

*are

@sunsnrosess

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

[violetchaos364]

Godsdammit

[grandtheftalto]

Since it’s National Coming Out Day, I’d like to take the time to formally announce that I’m coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I want it all it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this it was only a kiss it was only a kiss

[lmte]

excuse me, which level of hell is this?

[gh-ma-deactivated20190316]

get someone that staaaays obsessed with you, not just in the beginning

[thegoodvybe]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

pretty cool how everybody can fuck off

[corktreeforests-blog]

it’s okay to eat

it’s okay to have fat, because it’s natural and it doesn’t make you ugly or unlovable

stretch marks, scars, moles, etc are totally ok

your body is wonderful exactly the way it is

please be kind to yourself

i love you so much

[3amsouls]

“sometimes people pretend you’re a bad person so they don’t feel guilty about the things they did to you”

[broveria]

[bob-belcher]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) dir. Alfonso Cuarón

[staywithmeforevr]