Wolf's Alley

Funny, random, fandom, not fandom, cute, important, true, or not so much and a little about me ^-^

[useless-zodiac-facts]

Signs as summer things

Aries: Bonfires at the beach

Taurus: Watermelon popsicles

Gemini: Beach parties at night

Cancer: Pastel colored swimsuits

Leo: Screaming the song that come up on the radio with your friends

Virgo: Enjoying the citylights from the countryside

Libra: Lying down on the grass and stargazing with someone you love

Scorpio: The feeling when you enter a cool, breezy place after enduring all the heat outside

Sagittarius: Taking a foreign friend on a spontaneous adventure

Capricorn: Classy strapless nightgowns

Aquarius: Thanking the sun for summer

Pisces: Scuba diving and discovering the ocean

[amateur]

[just-shower-thoughts]

h8 is read as “hate” but height isn’t

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[geminizone]

The meme that perfectly represents Gemini

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your cringiest memories are actually just your most important lessons of the do’s and don'ts of social interaction.

[feminismandmedia]

Magical.

[thorodinson]

You guys are so screwed now!

[geyashvecova]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most people who “appear” to have their sh*t together are just incredibly good liars

[babyanimalgifs]

in awe at the size of this lad. absolute unit.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The female breast has become such an object of sex that people scold women in public who use them for their real purpose.

[animal-factbook]

Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches

[00432381-deactivated20180201]

I love him

[chibird]

A little comic with eggs. : ) Accept who you are, no matter what type of egg that is.🥚🍳

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

[ladylunapea]

I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The desperation only grows with years

[everythingunderthesky]

Be the crow you wish to see in the world

-Collect Shiny Things

-Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason

-Scream loudly when you see your friends 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

[acceptableduraz]

It turns out a lot of animals can’t see the difference between orange and green!  Elephants, for instance, have dichromatic vision (two types of cones, rather than three like most humans.) 

Check out this diagram from ResearchGate.  It deals with the color vision of horses, who are also generally dichromatic.  (I think, though I’m not sure, that zebras would have the same color vision as horses.)  See how orange and green look to them?

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Not to critique evolution but I think prey animals should be better at telling when their predator is dressed like a traffic cone.

[squeeful]

It doesn’t matter what zebras see, because tigers are not native to Africa and do not naturally hunt zebra.  Tigers are Asian and mostly hunt animals like deer, elk, and buffalo.  These aren’t animals with great color vision.  They don’t need to have it because they don’t eat fruit and so don’t need to know when the berry is ripe vs when it’s not.  Good color vision is too expensive to have if you don’t need it.  Deer put their vision stats in a wide field of vision that is sensitive to motion, low light capabilities, and possibly seeing UV light.  They don’t have great color and lack a lot of acuity, but have a great sense of smell and good hearing.  That’s way more useful if you’re prey.  Deer see well in the blue end of the color spectrum and less well in the red.  This makes sense because deer are most active in the dawn and dusk periods, when there is more blue in the light.  Tigers are taking advantage of deer eyesight by being orange.

We see tigers are being obviously colored because tigers are fruit colored to our tree ape brains.

[thelibrarina]

I don’t know what the best part of this is: implying that deer chose their attributes on a character sheet, or the fact that we get to see tiger colors because they look like a snack.

[chibird]

Anyone else? 😅 Some other good ones I tell myself: “I’ll get ahead on my work", “I’ll respond to this message soon”, and “I’ll wake up and do work early”.

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