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Female she/her : Demi Bi : I'm antisocial as all hell but don't be afraid to talk to me!

[wolfstarisbeststar]

Hello there buddy! Just saw you’re last post and I’m really sorry to hear about your break up! Going through something like that is tough, but I know you have the strength, humility, and compassion to go through it in your own time and come out a better person. And you’ve got a whole community of us behind you if you ever need someone to lean on. lots of love 💛💛💛💛

thank you!!! youre so lovely 💕

i’m doing pretty good now. it was sort of a mutual break up but it did sting. thank you for the love <333

[wolfstarisbeststar]

my gf and i broke up 😔😔😔

ouchie wowchie 

[wolfstarisbeststar]

Please help!

a friend of mine is living with an abusive household and is desperate for money to move out and pay outstanding debt. they are a traumagenic DID system and need to raise a minimum of $1000 to help them survive and get a job.

they have started a gofundme and urgently needs money. if you have a few dollars lying around in your bank account, please donate! it doesnt have to be a lot, but a little bit is good than nothing at all! 

https://gf.me/u/y95dsg

heres the gofundme link. please share and donate if you can!

[wolfstarisbeststar]

Remus: Physically, I am here

Remus: Mentally, I am on an island making a living my knitting jumpers for woodland creatures

[looopylupin]

Remus: crushes are the worst

Sirius: yeah whenever I’m around my crush I start acting stupid

Remus: you’re always acting stupid

Sirius: ...don’t think about that too hard

[wolfstarisbeststar]

Blaise: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.

Draco: Repeat that disgusting slander again, and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

[goldandglittersblog]

Draco: We buried father two days ago.

Hermione: Oh, I am so sorry!When did he die?

Narcissa: *sips wine* Probably yesterday.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pansy: Draco, I’ve been tailing Potter, and I think you were right. There’s something weird going on with that guy.

Draco: I knew it, ugh. I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with him

Pansy: Well, you don’t have to

Draco: No, I’m gonna

[looopylupin]

*when Harry takes Draco to the zoo for the first time*

Draco: What are they in for?

Harry: ...this isn’t a prison Dray

Draco: so they can leave?

Harry: well no, but—

Draco: [pointing at a penguin] I bet that one murdered someone.

[bees-go-buzz]

Hermione: I saw you with Draco yesterday

Harry: We’ve become friends

Hermione: You were kissing him

Harry: We’re really good friends

[wolfstarisbeststar]

Draco: What's the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?

Pansy: The audacity

[looopylupin]

Harry: —and if the Ministry ever need me, I’m there 24/6!

Kingsley: uh don’t you mean 24/7?

Harry: *softly* no saturdays are for Ron and Hermione.

[wizards]

Harry: I’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so I’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Harry: *bites into a golden snitch*

Harry: this isn’t a bagel.

[wizards]

Harry: Never have I ever...been grounded by my parents.

Ron, exasperated: every time. He makes orphan jokes every time and he always wins.

Cho: I-

[royalswille]

Remus: What’s wrong?

Sirius: *takes a long drag from a cigarette*

Sirius: My Skechers don’t light up anymore.

[jannieka394]

Imagine a buzzfeed unsolved and harry potter cross over where Shane is the chosen one and does not believe in magic.

"Hey there death eaters, it's me, ya boy"

"FUCK YOU VOLDEMORT"

"I'm dancing in your forest. It's my forest now! If you want me out you're gonna have to kill me"

[wolfstarisbeststar]

trelawney: i sense anger in your future

hermione: you cause anger in my future