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transmairon-deactivated20250901

If there's one Elder Scrolls theory I'm 100% convinced is true, it is that Orc men must have the highest rate of homosexuality out of all the Elder Scrolls races. If the Orc Chieftains are the only ones who can have wives and kids, what do you think all the other Orc men in the clans do when they get lonely? That's right: each other.

cauliflowergnocchidyke

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

lokiago

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

Made this meme to celebrate the monkeys not being dead

kyrina-jo

There’s no time to land, a shiny goomy has appeared

kyrina-jo

Modern problems require Hisuian solutions

animentality

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay, ill reblog that

galarvanting

okay but how is Z-A going to make me fear for my life the way arceus did

tentavision

omg wait AZ owns a hotel

He literally used to be homeless

do you think he's like "i was once a weary traveler who wandered many miles, with no respite offered to me, so now I shall offer shelter to those who seek it"

That's so sweet