Mollie

jag hoppas ni trivs hos mig.

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[1nd2rd3st]

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

[arahir]

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

[airfryerenthusiasts]

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

[zarinahumayun]

[im-thrown]

I’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet

[ntthatkind-deactivated20150820]

[chessys]

no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

the turkey swiss on rye incident

[silver-cirquit-blog]

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

[doggoschmoggo-deactivated201905]

this is like a book

[bob-belcher]

[wasiafooltothink]

“How much money does college cost in America?”

[thetrippytrip]

We should be more pro-active or we’ll see more of such sad fates of honest people.

[fluffmugger]

And the utterly ironic thing is I’ve seen repeated tumblr posts of that iconic photo absolutely slagging the shit out of Peter Norman as “lol white guy so uncomfortable”   “Why the fuck isn’t he supporting them”, etc etc.

[reflectionandsolitude]

Naturlig, 28/9 2015

[notlindsay]

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

[notlindsay]

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

[the-best-of-funny]

[bob-belcher]

[yungxicanaa]

This makes me laugh so much

[jaeswavy]

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

[meanlesbianism]

men in hollywood, after putting on the same black suit they’ve been wearing to all events, thinking about how much they’ve contributed to the protest against sexual harassment:

[mysharona1987]

[clubsprout]

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way