sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ, ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴍʏᴛʜ

❛ ᴍᴀᴠɪѕ ᴋɪɴɢ ❜ ‒ — ɪɴᴅɪᴇ ᴡᴀʀʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴏᴄ ╎ ѕʜᴀᴅᴏᴡʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀѕ ᴛᴠ ѕᴇʀɪᴇѕ ; ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ ѕᴀᴍᴍɪ ☼ ѕᴜɴѕʜɪɴᴇ ☼ ‒ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ && ᴍᴜʟᴛɪsʜɪᴘ ; 21 ʏʀs ᴏʟᴅ ‒ — #ᴡᴏᴍᴄɴᴋɪɴɢ

[womcnking]

i should honestly just delete all these fucking blogs. mavis & nathan & alec & my two 100 blogs & my stiles blog bc like honestly what am i even doing keeping them ? it’s just so fucking pointless but i’m a garbage person who is way too attached to these characters and generally too sentimental to do it

[womcnking]

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ofruins replied to your post: and another visit to a blog no one cared about...

sAM. i’ve missed u. i was just thinking abt you earlier and then you popped up on my dash so i had to say hi and ilu.

omg hey l0s3r i missed you too. you still think about my lame ass??? amazing considering i’ve always been pretty irrelevant but omg yeah hello hi yes i love you too dorkface

[womcnking]

and another visit to a blog no one cared about woohoo

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[whambamthankyoubram]

more texts for you bitches

[cruelintenticns]

kierazorel:

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

[womcnking]

i wanna do things on mavis but it’s been awhile since i’ve really been around so i’m not sure if anyone is down but feel free to send memes or message me to plot or like this for a small little random starter !!

[findingwordsforthoughts]

i love you the way the ocean loves the shore - even when i retreat i am never gone.

marina v., we were a force of nature. (via findingwordsforthoughts)

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[kuuleminua]

[emmacharlottedwatson]

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[talonsrpstuffs]

                                    && i’m going to die on my feet

                                         before i live on my k n e e s

[meliorn]

#iconic

[rpsentencestarters]

Send "Can I kiss you?" to see how my muse responds.