there are too many customizable options

i wish i was better at blogging

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[r-bearr]

It’s dangerous to go alone, take this

[mostlyvoidpartlyplants]

[brokebackboys]

“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”

[thatsjustplainpoppycock]

There is a new Spice Girls meme, and I am absolutely on board with it.

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming

[ziraseal]

a thesis by Chidi Anagonye 

[stars-bean]

Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

[thebelchers]

[thcrin]

1X12 // 3X05

[wadey-wilson]

[alexander]

Ravioli are just spaghetti gushers

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[goaliemagics]

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

[kasindrarules-deactivated201812]

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

[porterr-robinson]

[maricon-carne]

[wollythedane]

That slap is THROWING me, I might die.

[sammysstevens-deactivated201903]

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

[memewhore]

[memes-r-memes]

Why did I fully have to look at this for half an hour to work out what the fuck was going on

[lesbiancharliedalton]

only real math dumbasses will understand this right away and that’s me babey

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s really weird that because most jobs provide services 9-5, Monday to Friday, most people can’t use these services without taking time out from work themselves.