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stuff i find funny @lovelich

[were--ralph]

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

[were--ralph]

like this if you even care

[dogpuppy]

[furryprovocateur]

if i worked in a toxicology lab i would wear a shirt that says "I LOVE POISON"

[ahno-nimus]

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

[c3rvida3]

"It's toxic to use E6000 without proper ventilation and PPE." Okay, well how about we don't engage in callout culture while I'm dizzy and nauseated.

[c3rvida3]

Arts & Crafts Fact: The Dremel 4300 from Ace Hardware is a frightened animal that wants to hurt you.

[guiltfactory]

i like sex where there isn't any and then everyone dies

[holythefirm]

erika Kirk has those watery red old basset hound eyes i see her and know she consumes too much grain

[wonderfulblessingsofjoy]

our tummies would curdle…

[lelouch]

[sacred-portal]

[ammnontet]

hitchhiking

[rslashrats]

[irondive]

[energyprison]

Weaning off throwing beer bottles at people by switching to cans

[blemgoid]

the doctor diagnost me with horrible horrible horrible pig's disorder

[dogpuppy]

[spiderbasil]

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