"What are ya lookin' at?"

|| { M!A - none } || Independent OC for Disney's Descendants // Roleplaying and Ask Blog // Non Selective // Multi-Ship and Multi-Verse // Faceclaim - Karen Gillan || Meet Petra Pan, daughter of the infamous Peter Pan. She isn't shy and would gladly interact with anyone who's willing to talk to her. Want to know more about her? Check out her page! \\ Mun's 18 and can rp anything from gore to smut, if there are things or topics that disturb you, please let me know // This is a sideblog so I can only follow you back as "babbling-bibs" \\

[ripe]

bunnymama on ig

[geekartgallery-blog]

Art Deco Avengers Tarot by Julia Cross

The Hierophant: Phil - Chiron The Sun: Thor - Apollo The Magician: Tony - Mercury Strength: Steve - Herakles The Hermit: Bruce - Cronus The Lover: Natasha&Clint - Aphrodite&Adonis The Devil: Loki - Pan

[theiryouth-deactivated20180719]

❛     TO  DIE  WOULD  BE  AN  AWFULLY  BIG  ADVENTURE  !     ❜         peter  pan  based  on  ouat  &&  headcanons  &&  lore.  illustrated  by  doll.  established  april  2018.

[adrenaline]

by Marat Safin

[connectedtoeachother]

Beauty and the Beast AU

[wonderingxnotxlost]

connectedtoeachother:

The girl snorted and rolled her eyes at that.  Quite a few other people she felt would be cursed if that was the criteria to get such a curse on them.  It was a familiar magic that was over not just the beast, but seemed to be wrapped around the castle.  “Trying to avoid death,” she replied seriously as she wondered what warranted a curse on the whole castle.  Absinthe didn’t have to wonder for long though.

Her eyes widened at the clock running forward and yelled at her.  “Excuse me, but I don’t think I am in much of a position to be harming anyone, don’t you think,” she hissed with a glare.  Who could blame her?  She was tired and injured, and she doubt she could win much of any fight right now, especially against the giant beast before her.  Suddenly, it clicked in her mind what the curse was… and who had placed it.  Of course, of course she ran into the home of someone her mother had cursed!  Cursing her luck she let her head hit the door behind her as she let out a groan.  Why did she run here of all places?  Why had her mother not told her that she placed this curse on someone, RIGHT IN THE FOREST NEAR WHERE THEY LIVED!?

The beast just blinked a few times at the girl’s words, tilting her head to the side. “So the wolves were howlin’ at ya’?” The cursed princess asked, humming as she put two and two together. 'If she was chased by the wolves... Maybe she got hurt?’ Petra wondered, eyeing the young girl with a curious air as Absinthe answered the talking clock’s words. Her suspicion seemed to have been reinforced when the girl jerked her head backwards and hissed, sniffing the air very curiously. "Are you wounded?" Petra asked, leaning closer while the clock squirmed. "P-Princess! W-What are you doing?!" "Checkin' if she's alright-" Petra said calmly, looking at both of the strangers sides to see if there were any open wounds. "B-But you can't do that!" The clock protested as the beast turned it's snout towards it and growled, leaving the girl's side to place the object on a very high shelf of an old bookshelf that was gather dust and spider webs, making it squeak. "If ya'r goin' to be like my father and say I shouldn't help her, then I'm lettin' ya' stay there for the rest of ya'r pitiful eternity." The beast threatened as the clock whined and squirmed. "P-Please princess Petra-! Think about this!"

"I've already thought about it!" She roared, huffing loudly as she scratched her left ear with her smaller and much proportionate paw, turning her attention back to Absinthe. "I think I have some bandages and medicine. If ya'r hurt, just tell me."

[stonedvndconfus3d]

[vaememes]

sext messages.

[ 📲 • sms ] —— i want to mark you as mine; that’s why i’ve been sharpening my nails. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m going to make you scream my name tonight. [ 📲 • sms ] —— if i were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— sucking on a blow pop right now and wishing it was you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— have you ever had a wet dream with me in it? be honest … [ 📲 • sms ] —— if you could do anything you want to me, what would you do? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think we should just be friends with sexual tension ;) [ 📲 • sms ] —— my hands. my hips. my lips. your body. tonight. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m touching myself right now. wish you were here ;) [ 📲 • sms ] —— your chin, your shoulders, and your … i think you know what I’m trying to say here. [ 📲 • sms ] —— thinking about how sexy you look in that fitted black button-down …  [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m just laying in bed with nothing to do . .  [ 📲 • sms ] —— trying to decide between the red lacy thong or the pink boy shorts . .  [ 📲 • sms ] —— that thing you did last night makes me want to scream. [ 📲 • sms ] —— just wondering … what is your sexual fantasy? [ 📲 • sms ] —— just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess the color of my underwear? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you wearing right now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a pic ;) [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me ;) [ 📲 • sms ] —— want to watch porn with me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m touching myself while texting you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m thinking about all the dirty things i want to do to you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— mmm yes baby tell me what more you want to do to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so horny right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i want you to cum on my face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— had a wet dream about you last night. [ 📲 • sms ] —— turn my wet dreams into realities.

[rpmemes-gallery]

⎿ GILMORE GIRLS STARTERS ⏋

❛  Stop talking to the dogs!  ❜

❛  Get a clue, Columbo. I don’t wanna talk to _____.  ❜

❛  Ugly American, party of one.  ❜

❛  I didn’t know that my every conversation needed to be reported to you. I stand corrected.  ❜

❛  Pure sex walking. Flying, actually. That man could fly. Have you ever thought of taking dance?  ❜

❛  I hugged it, I hugged it really tight.  ❜

❛  You travel with a spatula?  ❜

❛  I bow to the foot of the master.  ❜

❛  What are you thinking, buying an airplane?!  ❜

❛  Everybody in the world’s life flashed before my eyes. That’s how much time I had. I thought we were gonna die on that van.  ❜

❛  He’s not a 100-year-old eunuch or anything.  ❜

❛  Hard work is good for a woman, makes her stronger.  ❜

❛  I’m downloading wedding stuff from Prague.  ❜

❛  Let me bottom-line it for you. Snakes are gross. Snakes are scary and slithery, and do you know where snakes do not belong?  ❜

❛  The whole trip was a total fiasco. It was the Stones at Altamont times a billion.   ❜

❛  You’ve got one minute to order, then six minutes to eat.  ❜

❛  A couple’s massage is for a couple – not a couple of people.  ❜

❛  Ow! Rat bastard!  ❜

❛  You can borrow my water bra.  ❜

❛  _____ lied to us. To you. To me.  ❜

❛  Ok, that’s it. You’re nuts and I’m going - in that order.  ❜

❛  Details please. Don’t leave out anything. We want every comma, apostrophe and ampersand.  ❜

❛  Do you know that butt models make $10,000 a day?  ❜

❛  Something romantic, but not mushy, something that will make us remember this.  ❜

❛  _____ would never hike up her skirt in public.  ❜

❛  Don’t look around, stare straight ahead, no more talking to people ever!  ❜

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

High School Senior Year Starters

Everyday

“Senioritus hit me so hard…”

“Let’s skip. We don’t need this class anyway.”

“What the fuck have I been doing for the past four years?”

“Crack open your SAT book. We’re studying right now.”

“I wish my score was just a little higher…”

“What prank are we going to pull?”

“You don’t get it. I HAVE to be valedictorian.”

“I went from A’s to D’s. And so did my grades.”

“I’m about to punch this teacher in the face. Like, I’M LEAVING, BITCH!”

“I could do this assignment…or we could go get lunch.”

“The SAT is torture.”

“I haven’t felt this alive since the beginning of Freshman year.”

“See, the thing is…this is my last fuck. I really don’t want to waste it.”

“Can someone PLEASE get that Freshman away from me?”

“Look at all these younglings…so innocent…they have no idea what’s coming to them.”

“I’m the OLDEST person in this school.”

“Let me copy off of you.” / “You’ve been copying off of me for four years, I don’t see the point in stopping now.”

“Are we getting matching sweatshirts?”

Applications

“I can’t believe I just got rejected…” 

“I would literally sell my soul to get into this school.”

“Can you read my application again?”

“I just got the envelope…can you open it for me?”

“My status will be online in four hours. So I’ll be here for the next four hours.”

“You really think you have a chance?”

“I don’t really care if I get in or not.”

“There’s no way I’ll be accepted…”

“I have an interview tomorrow and I’m so nervous.”

“If you don’t get in, then I have no chance.”

“This personal essay is killing me.” / “Your essay sucks.”

“Maybe college isn’t for me.”

“I GOT IN!!!! I!! GOT!! IN!!!!”

Prom

“Who are you taking?”

“Will you go to prom with me?”

“I don’t know what to do for my promposal…”

“Let’s go dress/suit shopping together!”

“Does this corsage match?”

“I feel like we should be that group that takes a limo.”

“There’s NO way I’m wearing heels / a dress / a suit.”

“Ah, a bunch of teenagers grinding in a sweaty gymnasium. Glorious.”

“I love this song!” / “This music is trash.”

“Come on, dance with me.” / “I can’t dance!”

“You look great.” / “Woah, who dragged you through a dumpster?”

“We need to take a million pics. Right now.”

“Are you going to the afterparty?”

“My parents would never let me stay in a hotel room.”

“Let’s sneak away and make out.”

Graduation

“Goodbye, everyone. I’ll be seeing you all in therapy.” 

“Are you going to decorate your cap?”

“I look so gross in this gown…”

“Are you crying?”

“Will you sign my yearbook?”

“I didn’t even start my speech…”

“What’s with the tears? We’re going to the same college!”

“I’m not going to miss you at all.” / “I might actually miss you.”

“We’re finally out!”

“It’s a miracle I never dropped out.”

“This is the last time we’ll be walking down these halls.”

“I’m kind of going to miss this hell…”

[carlosfreckles]

BONUS +

[perrfectly]

[tamper]

[rpmemes-galore]

Supernatural — Season 1 {Sentence Starters}

“Yeah, you’re right, it’s not my fault; but it’s my problem! “

“Really?  You really hate me that much?”

“I’m just saying, you vanish like that again and I’m not looking for you.”

“Am I speaking a language you’re not getting here?”

“Sorry, can’t hear you.  The music’s too loud.”

“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”

“Must be hard with your sense of direction—never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

“You don’t know all about it.  I haven’t told you everything.”

“Come on, it wasn’t easy, but it wasn’t that bad.”

“So, what, you’re just willing to sacrifice yourself, is that it?”

“I’ll tell you what else helps: killing as many evil sons of bitches as I possibly can.”

“Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cake hole.”

“So what, all of this never keeps you up at night?”

“You should be kissing my ass; you were dead meat back there.”

“Don’t be afraid of the dark?  What, are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark!” 

“Now that this is all over, I want you to tell me what that secret was.”

“We can do it together, I can do this one by myself.  I’m not seeing a third option here.”

“I’m not sure you realize just how much trouble you’re in here.”

“We talking like, misdemeanor kind of trouble, or squeal like a pig trouble?”

“I’d do anything for you. But things will never be the way they were before.”

“What are you talking about?  I’m not leaving you here.”

“You wanna tell me what’s goin’ on in that freaky head of yours?”

“You’re not gonna let me die in peace, are you?”

“All right.  Just remember, you started it.”

[wonderingxnotxlost]

cathedralsofcolor:

Flowers to Keep

@wonderingxnotxlost || Petra

Stevie rolled her eyes and sighed, replying to the first text immediately.

[Oh, I gotcha]

She was glad to be living on her own. It wasn’t that she and her parents didn’t get along, but she had the freedom to do whatever she wanted within her own restraints.

After receiving the next text, her disappointed look turned back to excitement.

[Sure!]

[My first class isn’t until 10, so I’ll have some time 😊]

Petra waited patiently for the reply and smiled at Stevie’s texts, typing back almost immediately.

[sms] Then it’s settled-! We’ll see each other tomorrow mornin’-!

“Petra, get ready to sleep, it’s bed time!” Peter’s voice echoed from the kitchen, making the teen roll her eyes in annoyance. “OKAY-!” She yelled, huffing as she kicked the sheets off of her bed and laid down, typing one last message to the girl. 

[sms] GTG- Sweet dreams new girl~

[harry-hooks]

Jay and Harry arm appreciation posts

[remindie]

[ex-agentethan-blog]

Oucasts || Closed

[wonderingxnotxlost]

ex-agentethan:

“I can handle more than teasin’,” Ethan said confidently. “I have handled more. Throw whatever you want at me” He let out a long breath.

“I’ve been here since I was fourteen. Not by my choosing, but that’s how this whole situation works, isn’t it?”

Petra couldn’t help but blink at the boy’s statement and smirked widely. “Oh can ya’ know~?” She purred, pushing her lips outwards as she puffed out air. “I’ll take that as a challenge then-” She hummed, pressing the tip of her tongue against her upper lip. “Maybe I’ll find what makes ya’ weak~” She chuckled mischievously, shaking her head.

Her cheerful attitude faded slightly when he replied to her question, her expression going grim. “Unfortunately.” She said with a sigh, tapping the cigarette lightly so she could get rid of the ash that formed at the lit end of the joint. “Which sucks a lot for you guys...” She muttered, somehow annoyed. But she wasn’t bothered by Ethan, she was despising the king and his stupid rule. ‘Seriously, who’s idea was to brin’ back from the dead the villains and let them have children? And then let the children stay with toxic ass parents? Man, some people are dumb as fuck-’