Life can be Beautiful

I'm trying to find myself. Please be patient, and enjoy your stay ♡

[globalriseofblackpeople]

[moan-s]

[strawberryspoons]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

[c0ffeekitten]

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

[just-shower-thoughts]

Attractive people with no personality are real life click-bate

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

[jheselbraum]

All of America: God I wish that were me

[systlin]

So who’s gonna tell the Not America part of the world about our legal ads for class action lawsuits against drug companies.

[songsofstars]

*deep breath* the whAT NOW?

[systlin]

Yep. The ads run on tv like

“Hi. This is Rathford and Tyson law firm. We’re representing a class action lawsuit on behalf of people who were prescribed sybelifex for their asthma. It turns out that sybelifex can cause spontaneous bleeding from every orifice and also super cancer. If you or a loved one has been affected by sybelifex, please contact us at xxx-xxx-xxxx or go to our website at sybelifexmurderedmydog.com.”

Those are totally normal here.

[urbanism]

If you or a loved one has been affected by Mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation. CALL NOW to see if you qualify!

[systlin]

Oh my god I heard it in the commercial’s voice.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Seeing a job position you applied for being posted again is more deflating than a rejection email

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

AND THATS THAT

[thepersonalquotes]

[remanence-of-love]

[historicaltimes]

Muhammad Ali in a mock victory over The Beatles in New York, 1964

via reddit

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

For Netflix’s non-whitewashed live action adaptation of “Avatar: The Last Airbender”, Dante Basco should play the cabbage merchant.

[avatarsymbolism]

#approved get him in here#honestly tho i really want him to guest star as a guest at the tea house#and ask zuko for more tea or something#and zuko to get really mad at him#thats the dream

Oh god that would be such a trip. I can just imagine the meta humor though. 

Dante: What’s his problem?  Iroh: *Shrugs* 

[glitzergeist]

Iron tries to give Zuko some life advice. After Iroh walks away Dantes character tells Zuko “he’s right you know”.

[marauders4evr]

I see all of your points and raise you:

Dante should play the Actor Zuko from the Ember Island Players episode.

[littlenightingale98]

OH MY GOSH YES

[wonderinsonder]

ok but why aren't we trying to get him casted as Iroh ?????

[licenciaparamatar]

[donotexpectmetobelieve-deactiva]

[poems-and-word]

[isfjwallflower]

I 10/10 speak the most in all my classes and argue with everyone. How are your MBTI stereotypes doing

[faces-in-unexpected-places]

I helped some random girl carry her giant baskets of laundry up to her floor in our building because she was struggling to see where she was going (she was short), about to cross the street and I’m like “THAT IS NOT SAFE LET ME HELP”

[isfjwallflower]

Aww you go with that Fe, man!!

[ravenclaw-rawr]

I’m very talkative sometimes yet very quiet. Also I debate like an NT sometimes and emotions aren’t happening right now ^_^

[startshithere]

I’m, well, a typical ENTP. Loud, nerdy, funny (in my opinion), nerdy, lazy, nerdy, ambiverted (in common usage, not MBTI) and nerdy. Oh, did I mention nerdy?

[angryinfp]

Okay this has to end now, please admit this is a big joke or I’ll break

[wonderinsonder]

i heard someone being scolded in a closed office reserved for Human Resources and have a panic attack for the next two hours.

[wonderinsonder]

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.