I Get Winded When I Open the Fridge Too Fast

Hi there! I'm Helen and I have no idea what I'm doing. Have fun.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[meme4u]

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[captain-price-returns]

It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.

[natalieironside]

When I got my current job they made me sign a form acknowledging that I'll be immediately fired if I accept free mcdonalds or an amazon gift card from someone at a rival firm

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[dinolich]

share my books with your friends bitch

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[johnnycrass]

u can be actively suicidal on here and people will tag it with their fandoms

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[epicsause-official]

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

[real-language-facts]

falsify - to make something false

salsify - to make something salse

[zzoupz]

I drew these emo cats

[paxamericana]

boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"

i literally have no idea what she's talking about

[wrenchinator-central]

Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.

[indigosfindings]

admonishing teacher: and would you still behave this way if the earth cracked open to reveal an unyielding tract of slavering organs ?

naughty child: i would unveil my terrible opus

moral: the child's opus is too hideous to behold

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[hungry-joe]

[snippit-crickit]

runrunrunnn lil guy!!!!!!

i wanted to try traditional animation for a while and heres a cute little guy inspod by sonnyelim ; 3 and here are the seperate frames as well