Strange Things Did Happen Here

28| She/Her | ENFP | Gemini I’m here for a good time not a long time

[saffronbaklava]

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

[vthevegan-blog]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

[enki2]

[lethalbutterfly]

That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.

[audhdspacewizard]

Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.

[littlecofiegirl]

This. Imagine the face of the guy when you return with a charred skull and put it on the bar. "Found him."

"What else did you hear?"

[tgirl-thucydides]

[jessthecheesewitch]

[nem23]

[wheeloffortune-design]

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

[marlynnofmany]

That is a great point. Especially if you time travel to a period of Big Historical Events, when everybody's looking a little wild about the eyes.

"Hey, what month is it?"

"January already, can you believe it? I swear I was just at Pompeii, but no one's going there again."

[aphony-cree]

In the same vein:

Stumbling into a diner and asking "What town is this" isn't weird, the workers will think you're on a road trip

If you ask them "Where's the nearest Nano Deck?" they'll assume it's a shop they've never heard of and say "Sorry, I don't know where any of those are"

Going into a store and telling a cashier "I need pods for my comm device" will just get you a "Never heard of those, maybe try Radio Shack?"

I think the problem is that people who create sci-fi movies have never had to work customer service jobs

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[sparrow-va]

you have a wha

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[deathgasmic]

the gentle possessiveness and intimacy that comes with putting “my” in front of any sort of name will always be top tier

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

[sirhro]

[memewhore]

[youngalientype]

[voskhozhdeniye]

[incvmplete-deactivated20241129]

you've liked 27 of my posts when does the kissing begin

[catchymemes]

[mypoorcanary]

girls will have headaches and migraines and be sore and have eye strain

[bushpoppy]

Unionize with ur fellow pedestrians. They can’t run us all over

[grier-the-goblin-deactivated202]

this is how right of way works on college campuses

[somerandomdudelmao]

Part 5!

Leo and Mikey are waiting their turn for refound family comfort hehe

Part 1

[orobty]

On his 5th cup of coffee and goin for 6th! (If he can avoid leo)