one massive tea party

jagoda ||she/her|| eah themed blog, mostly headcanons and stupid stuff like that :P art blog: @catchingfyre tmr blog: @subjecta5theglue

[wonderlandianfantasy]

i'm posting this on all my blogs, but i just decided that since my blog is kind of a mess and i don't post often, i would just make an entirely new account lmao

my user is @dreamgirlev1l , you can follow if you want but i probably won't post much eah stuff there unfortunately- really sorry for all my eah mutuals/followers :(

hope everyone understands, i was just having one of those sudden urges to revamp everything on my blog haha

[crowsovercity]

I managed to extract and animate the dancing animations from the character selection in Tea Party Dash. Hope yall enjoy them (?)

[ratodemadame]

OLD PEOPLE GRRRERRRAAAAARRRGRRRR

and yaga with a romanian dress

[xxcherrycherixx-deactivated2025]

Ok listen: ghost blondie lockes.

Bestie fucking died (no one knows, they just think blondie ran away from home and never came back) and lives as a ghost just vibing. When cupid comes to ever after high she’s surprised to see that ghosts exist here too, blondie ends up casually stalking her since cupid is new and shes still nosy even in death. Cupid confronts her and blondie looks shocked that someone can actually see her. The two become friends since cupid is literally the only bitch who can see or communicate with her, wacky hijinks ensue.

[xxcherrycherixx-deactivated2025]

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[myladyofmercy]

thank you for always tagging me in these @tessabennet 🥰

last song: nearer to thee by weyes blood

currently reading: nothing sadly bc I've been on a work trip this week and apart from working and getting drunk with my colleagues i didn't really have time to read. but early next week I'm getting the queens gambit and useless magic so I'll probably read one of those next

currently watching: just watched killers of the flower moon but ihaven't started any new tv shows yet but I'll be watching ofmd once i get all of the s2 episodes

currently obsessing over: nerdy prudes must die

tagging @holdontightdaredevil @cantputitintowords and @lazybug16 🥰

[scrapsofinspiration-deactivated]

hii thanks for the tag 🥰

last song: the great pretender by freddie mercury

currently reading: the trial (f. kafka) and jane eyre (c. brontë) for uni, and some lovely fanfics for myself

currently watching: very slowly rewatching the last of us. like one or two episodes per week kind of slow 😅

currently obsessing over: bandersnatch!! i started it randomly last week when i couldn't sleep and proceeded to play it for the next two days until i got all storylines. i think i got them all but i'll probably go over it again sometime next week

no pressure tags ofc: @adoresbenho @wonderlandianfantasy <3

[wonderlandianfantasy]

tysm for tagging! <3

last song: phoebe bridgers' cover of nothing else matters

currently reading: i just finished reading animal farm by george orwell, and i'm about to start frankenstein just in time for halloween ;)

currently watching: very slowly getting through season 1 of gilmore girls, and im also watching shadow and bone with my family, we're almost finished with season 1 and I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE WYLAN IN THE NEXT SEASONNN

currently obsessing over: grishaverse, classic literature

tags: (no pressure, only if you want!!) @hope92100 @its-tea-time-darling @unsmokedroses

[wonderlandianfantasy]

your blog is so pretty actually

tysm!! <3

[keepingeahalive]

Apple White Headcanons

Her full name is Princess Apple Atalanta Eve White. 

She used to be a chubby kid. Her mother would constantly point this out, even after Apple eventually grew out of her baby fat. 

Snow White would dye Apple’s hair black when she was little, but it never lasted. She eventually stopped before Apple’s hair had to be cut off, because it had become so damaged.

Raven was her first real crush. But she didn’t realize it until after a year, and Raven had already gotten together with Dexter at that point. 

Apple hates going to the beach. She’ll go with her friends as long as she’s 10 meters away from the water and in complete shade.

She was taught to sing opera. She purposefully sang worse in front of Raven in order to annoy her into poisoning her. 

She is trained in classical piano.

For a split second, Apple had thought Raven had woken her in Dragon Games. 

Apple keeps herself on a strict diet to maintain her figure. She has a constant fear of gaining weight and steps on the scale every morning to make sure she hasn’t. 

She met most of her friends at family galas. She was encouraged to make friends with as many fairytales as possible, but this was merely a method Snow intended to build political alliances. Apple was unaware of this and just wanted to make friends. 

Snow White owns a successful enchanted fashion line. She also has a line of plant-based cosmetics and beauty products. Her husband, King White, is responsible for creating the formulas and recipes for these products. Apple is often used to market and promote these products.

Snow White keeps her husband working constantly so she can raise Apple herself. King White lets this happen because he trusts Snow to raise their daughter right, but Apple misses having her dad in her life. The only time he’s allowed off-work is during a publicity event where he is “encouraged” to show off to the press.

Apple gets her genuine softness and love of chemistry from her dad. Her competitiveness and steadfast nature comes from her mom.

She didn’t find out who woke her until after the summer. 

Apple was definitely one of those people who didn’t think Dexter would be a good match for Raven. She made all kinds of excuses like “he’s not evil enough for her” or “He’s not charming enough for her”. In reality, she was super jealous and too much of a comphet to realize it.

She loves boy bands. Her favorite band is One Reflection, but she also loves The Hunted, Bookstreet Boys, and the Thronas Brothers.

She has a hidden adventurous spirit and penchant for helping people. Unlike Darling, she channels it passively and invests her time in philanthropy and community service.

As a child, she was sent to a woodland camp during the summer. There she had no servants to take care of her, so she had to learn to cook and clean for herself and her dwarf caretakers. 

Apple’s fear of water is so great that she is afraid to step into a bathtub. She takes showers. But if there is a chance of submersion, she won’t step foot in it.

She’s very sporty, but she participates in what she views as “princess games” such as croquet and Dragon Games. 

She hates pears.

Even though she hates them and thinks they hinder her from being the perfect princess, she wishes she could wear her glasses. She gets constant headaches and her eyes hurt from always squinting. She keeps telling herself to wait until she’s 50, when it’s “socially acceptable”. 

It took her a long time to get over Raven. Darling helped her through the process (partially because she knew what it was like) and the two became closer. This was before Apple found out Darling had woken her. 

After the Dragon Games, Apple put in a considerable effort to better herself. She knew that she was acting out of selfishness and cowardice, and she realized that her destiny was different than what she had been told. She decided to take hiatus from being Royal Student Council President and work on rebuilding trust with her friends. 

[moonofiron]

Thanks for the tag @sleepy-vix

Do this picrew & uquiz

Tagging: @lanuitmarche-avecmoi @flderwin @shinigami-thighs @vixvaporub @blog-de-segunda + whoever wants to do this

[ghostdata]

i stumbled upon this so im doing it

i tag @mewto @shinatsu @ghvsts

[ghvsts]

Tagging: @pvtaaaa @arsonize @moonlit--dream @izamami

[pyrokittie]

Tagging: @glockjaw @ragingantisocial @thalamussy @goodnightslasher @guregire @silenthillfa1ry (no pressure) + anyone, open tag

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

ty for the tag!! :D tagging @bled4days @doomerdog @rxttingawayy @boycentriccplot @gud4us

[boycentriccplot]

ty for the tag ♡

tagging: @freakas @cemeterymind @toesuckler @evanevanevan @kidneyizzabone and anyone else who wants to

[toesuckler]

hehe this was sooo so so fun.

@enraged-chihuahua @superegosystem @summerfactorfiction @janort @theothermorganh @rose-thorn and anyone else who wants to join!!

[summerfactorfiction]

I happily accept this fictional role :]

@ramblehour @pocoslip @rorrster @insert-meaningful-username @civilianyokaimuffin @silvr-skreen and anyone else who wants to join!

[cyrills-treasure-cove]

AHHH I HAVE TO REPLY TO SOME OF THEM.HAVEN'T DONE IT IN A WHILE

Anyways

I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR SO BAD BUT UGH SCHOOL

No pressure tags:

@pianocat939 @saltydoesstuff @chaoticspeedrun @spoopyblues214 @yosajaeofficial @radicallxser

I hope I didn't forget anyone-

I really have to make a list with all my moots

[chaoticspeedrun]

Adghaj thanks for tagging me✨ I am unsurprised at these results LMAO

Idk who to tag 👉👈 Anyone who wants to do it I guess!

@skittlesqueen101 @mjtheartist04 @oleander-nin @averagerottmntsimp @yourlocalartsonist

[mjtheartist04-deactivated202510]

Ooooo thank you for the tag chaos!🤭💖

Tags: @hypocriticaltypwriter @doodle17 @idioticsky @sweaterrat ((no pressure babes🫶))

And for Anyone who wants to join✨

[doodle17]

Hee hoo

[the-gamer-blog-for-anyone]

…well that’s kind of ironic.

[plague-doctor-who]

Yup

@skamvi12 @frogofalltime @ididntwantobeaglader @etherealspacejelly @echoingrainydays @kreepysheepspider @the-local-eldritch-microwave @aqomu @ashstfu @apollos-dodgeball-target @tairasoul @professionallyhomosexual @potatothemoose

All y'all, get on in here! Or anyone else who wants to, sorry if I missed anyone

[ididntwantobeaglader]

I thought I’d be the mom friend/comic relief. Wtf guys 😔

Noooooo pressure tags: @urmumissospooky @one-day-i-will-figure-it-out @unsmokedroses @riordanness @l1minality @beewitch4 and anyone else!!

[unsmokedroses]

why is this quiz totally out to get me damn😭 this makes me sound like i have a tragic past i rlly do not guys damn

people to tag!! : @go-catch-a-chickn @frypansgirl @wonderlandianfantasy and anyone else who wants to join this!!!!

[wonderlandianfantasy]

ty for the tag, this was rlly fun!! :)

no pressure tags: @its-tea-time-darling @hope92100 @tmrsunset

[girlpowerfanatic]

self care is restarting ever after high for the millionth time

[eahincorrect]

[nodepression2k24]

the fact that we had an episode dedicated to apple and raven being photographers and we never EXPANDED????

[burnt-squid-deactivated20240904]

apple white’s character design is perfection

[elmaxstars-deactivated20240221]

part one | part two

[wonderlandianfantasy]

cedar wood moodboard ༊*·˚🎨

[roybel]

someone who worked on ever after high said on reddit that they constantly tried to make blondie a psychopath but it never made it in and i just think thats the funniest shit ever

[acendio]