hello, starshine, the earth says hello!

(that quote is not correct)

[bubblegum-gf]

chat why don’t you tell me when he posts new pictures

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well,

[bubblegum-gf]

mom called my rtgame youtooz charlie chaplin

[bubblegum-gf]

dad called my rtgame youtooz willy wonka

[wonka-rt]

he’s correct

[wonka-rt]

why have I been selling candy all this time

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i have a "willy wonka experience" every day of my life

[wonka-rt]

they were talking about willy wonka and tumblr sexymen on the rt discord and I’m losing my mind

[astralkilljoy]

I! Have! Made! A! Revelation!

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83.4% of rtumblr is edible

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[sugarychips-deactivated20240105]

Rt-tober Day 1 : Wonka Rt ( number 11 )

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All mobile users in the rtumblr community should be entitled to financial compensation

[copperexception-deactivated2025]

As a mobile user myself, I wholeheartedly agree.

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we should start a union

[copperexception-deactivated2025]

I don’t think that’s a good idea.

[possums-posts]

*shrugs* what’s the worst that could happen Copper? :)

[fluffydancer618]

[possums-posts]

hey boss!

*waves innocently*

what’s up! :D

I’m forming a union… it’s just kinda me by myself though :)

[fluffydancer618]

Yeah, I

I noticed that

Are you sure that’s what you wanna do though..?

Can you just

Y'know

Can you just not maybe

[possums-posts]

Yes, I’m sure!

we are going to make cookies together :)

Why not? :(

[fluffydancer618]

Cause Copper is right, it is a bad idea, you know

.. I don’t know much about group baking, but I’m pretty sure you don’t need to create a union for this

[possums-posts]

But why is it a bad idea? 🥺

I thought it would be a great opportunity for some group bonding :3

[fluffydancer618]

*whispers* Logic won’t help in this dialogue, will it..? I should switch the tactic…

Cause I do not like unions 👉👈 and if you create one I will be really sad 🥺🥺🥺

[possums-posts]

Wait you would? 😧😟

i really wanted a union but fluffy will be sad..hmm

Why don’t you like unions, boss?

[fluffydancer618]

Uh well-

*whispers* Ok it’s working all you need to do now it’s to be a bit dramatic… just a little bit..

Because union killed my grandpa

*whispers* Fuck

[possums-posts]

You had a grandpa?

[fluffydancer618]

*whispers* oh wait I actually can make it work

Well technically I have a potential grandpa and it’s King Candy

But

As you can see, there was a second King Candy who happens to be my second grandpa

And also who happens to be dead

,,,,Dead because of A UNION!! 😔😔😔😔

And you may ask why information that he was killed by a union is not on the board, I mean it sounds kinda important

And the answer is uh

This is,,,, because,,, Oh!

Because it’s so traumatic to me that I can’t even bring myself to add this information to my beloved board,,,,, *dramatic sniff* Do you understand now, Possum? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[wonka-rt]

I can confirm my dear ol’ dad was killed when I was just a wee lad. Left me the chocolate factory in his will and there hasn’t been a union here ever since.

[fluffydancer618]

Wait rea- I mean

Thank you for confirming it, Wonka-Rt 😌

[wonka-rt]

Gee how coincidental that we have this family history of unions, and here you are dealing with a union, ya couldn’t write this stuff!

I’m sure you’ll be fine fluffy, times have changed, and Candy Dan was quite the pushover

[possums-posts]

All mobile users in the rtumblr community should be entitled to financial compensation

[copperexception-deactivated2025]

As a mobile user myself, I wholeheartedly agree.

[possums-posts]

we should start a union

[copperexception-deactivated2025]

I don't think that's a good idea.

[possums-posts]

*shrugs* what's the worst that could happen Copper? :)

[fluffydancer618]

[possums-posts]

hey boss!

*waves innocently*

what's up! :D

I'm forming a union... it's just kinda me by myself though :)

[fluffydancer618]

Yeah, I

I noticed that

Are you sure that's what you wanna do though..?

Can you just

Y'know

Can you just not maybe

[possums-posts]

Yes, I'm sure!

we are going to make cookies together :)

Why not? :(

[fluffydancer618]

Cause Copper is right, it is a bad idea, you know

.. I don't know much about group baking, but I'm pretty sure you don't need to create a union for this

[possums-posts]

But why is it a bad idea? 🥺

I thought it would be a great opportunity for some group bonding :3

[fluffydancer618]

*whispers* Logic won't help in this dialogue, will it..? I should switch the tactic...

Cause I do not like unions 👉👈 and if you create one I will be really sad 🥺🥺🥺

[possums-posts]

Wait you would? 😧😟

i really wanted a union but fluffy will be sad..hmm

Why don't you like unions, boss?

[fluffydancer618]

Uh well-

*whispers* Ok it's working all you need to do now it's to be a bit dramatic... just a little bit..

Because union killed my grandpa

*whispers* Fuck

[possums-posts]

You had a grandpa?

[fluffydancer618]

*whispers* oh wait I actually can make it work

Well technically I have a potential grandpa and it's King Candy

But

As you can see, there was a second King Candy who happens to be my second grandpa

And also who happens to be dead

,,,,Dead because of A UNION!! 😔😔😔😔

And you may ask why information that he was killed by a union is not on the board, I mean it sounds kinda important

And the answer is uh

This is,,,, because,,, Oh!

Because it's so traumatic to me that I can't even bring myself to add this information to my beloved board,,,,, *dramatic sniff* Do you understand now, Possum? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[wonka-rt]

I can confirm my dear ol’ dad was killed when I was just a wee lad. Left me the chocolate factory in his will and there hasn’t been a union here ever since.

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