i'm slug

I've been on this godforsaken website for so long (fuck TERFs and all you other bigots too) (22)

[woodlandslug]

gone for months, back for five minutes, think it’s time to say bye to tumblr forever

[woodlandslug]

kind’ve obsessed with coming back to tumblr and my top notification just being “@woodlandslug shut the fuck up”

[depsidase]

[weirdbees]

When the old men are gay. Reblog my post

[juulcourse]

abab

assigned born at birth

[sprachtraeume]

assigned baby at birth

[thegreatjackal]

all babies are bastards

[pointnclick]

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

[sc3ne-l1v3s]

i abs0lut3ly h4t3 th3 w4y y0u phr4as3d “little cuck cream”

[pointnclick]

i are what i eat

[sc3ne-l1v3s]

you have made this post infinitely worse. blocked.

[viciere]

fuck dude you stunned them into regular speak instead of homestuck roleplay

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

at work i was possessed by the image of a dog mechanic girl in a green-fueled apocalypse (her clothes/bike helmet are an old astronaut’s suit)

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

companion character: 7 year old with psychic powers

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

girlfriend

[oh-so-pichi]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[failcringegf]

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

[failcringegf]

im talking about this bitch btw

[woodlandslug]

spoon

[bob-belcher]

Hamlet (2009), dir. Gregory Doran

[catchymemes]

[knightofleo]

[simplystormie]

[spacedandelions]

Calm down, they can’t go through the blanket.

[entities-of-posts]

The Dark

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[midnight-kfc]

You’re laughing. My mother sold me as an NFT to One Direction and you’re laughing.

[bettedavisgf]

i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny

[soul-hammered]

i love that this is perfectly designed to make every single political person angry but for different reasons

[doubleca5t]

Radical Centrism

[tyttetardis]

“When I started working in theatre in England, I would meet people, and they would say ‘Oh, I voted for Margaret Thatcher.’ The first time I heard someone saying that, I honestly thought they were joking. I’d be thinking, I have never met anyone from your world. What’s it like? Do you roast children over open fires?”

— David Tennant (via tennantsabout )

[catgirlcaliphate]

David Tennant is valid af

[liquidstar]

[liquidstar]

YOU GUYS CANT FIX HIM!!

[stenrik]

[marinebiologyshitposts]