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YEA KEVIN, WAS HE IN IT?

AOAS is actually so weird out of context. The main baddie is literally from mars, he killed an entire planet, was beheaded, and then started wearing one of the MC’s best friend’s body like the other 17% of the headless horseman for the ~drama~. One of the main driving plot points of the first book is Mars Man kidnapping Basically The President’s daughter and forcing the MC to babysit her against his will while he studies to get his license to kill. My man floods Basically NATO with mind-controlled sharks and yells “lol nope, u thought” while watching world leaders get eaten from a helicopter. The B-plot is New Jesus trying to navigate the intricacies of religion and developing a dysfunctional-ass found family that consists of his tour manager, a stubborn but devout theatre kid, a jean-cloaked ex-killer, and Robot God. He falls in love with a sexy sea captain who gets possessed by Robot God bc it’s in love. There’s deep talks about nature and morality of humanity. The two MC’s bang while dying of hypothermia while sinking to the bottom of the ocean. This isn’t even half of it.

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It must be hard for Mrs. Columbo to be a fan of anything. Any time she's into a writer, a movie star, a TV show, her husband comes home and goes "You'll never guess who I met today at work!" and a couple of days later goes "You'll never guess who the murderer was."

sophiesuncatcher

The Toll chapter-by-chapter author’s commentary from the B&N special edition

right here!

i was buzzing reading these. so many great insights from shusterman. now that i got my hands on my own copy i scanned and uploaded them all so you guys can see them too! enjoy!

#aoas #scythe #thunderhead #arc of a scythe #bookblr #the toll #dystopia #neal shusterman

why do my parents insist on micro managing who i hang out with

and when i hang out and where i hang out

#vent post #vent

Thinking about the time my mom told my dad she thinks I was purposefully trying to tear their marriage apart like I was megamind

lvckybo1

why do I end up having the books I have to read for school as special interests??

Now it’s Scythe, which I started reading today, I’m on chapter 18 now and I fear I am going to be just as obsessed with this book as The Giver Trilogy and Of Mice and Men

woodpeckerfanboy

"You will be obssessed with arc of a scythe" I say as I aim a gun at your head(for legal reasons this is a joke)

#scythe #arc of a scythe #aoas #books and reading #not like textbooks but like y’all know what I mean #the thunderhead #school books #the toll #neal shusterman #the giver #the giver trilogy #lois lowry #the messenger #of mice and men #my favorite one of the tree #high school #gathering blue #lucky yaps #y

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scythe curie I miss you

woodpeckerfanboy

"SHE'S ALIVE!" I scream as they drag me into the padded room

#aoas #arc of a scythe #asta discusses #Bookblr #reading #scythe curie #scythe anastasia #scythe trilogy

Scythe Goddard

#arc of a scythe #aoas #scythe #scythe fanart

Day 1 of posting Jerico Soberanis until the show comes out

art my distel.vink on instagram https://www.instagram.com/distel.vink/

#arc of a scythe #aoas #scythe #jerico soberanis #scytheposting

why can’t i fall asleep

First time drawing digitally

my Scythe Goddard drawing so far

#arc of a scythe #aoas #scythe #scythe goddard #scythe fanart #new to digital art #fan art

sophiesuncatcher

jerico soberanis’s young adulthood thus far has really been: get into marine salvage, save a scythe who's so grateful he KILLS THE CAPTAIN OF A SHIP and makes you the new captain as a gift, pull priceless artifacts and two presumed-dead fully naked celebrities out of the deep, DIE to save one of them, get revived, meet jesus (he's kinda cute?), get possessed by omniscient Al overlord who is in love with jesus, now you’re in love with jesus and he breaks up with the Al overlord to date you

woodpeckerfanboy

why he’s my fav character