Relatable Woodwind Content™️

16 | she/her | clarinet, alto saxophone and flute | first clarinet | playing for 9 years | hoe for a good woodwind meme

[sporks-and-stars]

small clarinet things

- how players will blow a note and then adjust their ligature and reed so it doesn’t sound breathy

- clear, round low notes

- so many trill keys that sound so pretty when they’re used properly

- that miniscule crescendo after two measures of tremelo as they try to adjust to whole notes again; the delicate hitch in their breath as they build to the right dynamics

- I’m just feeling hella gay right now and there’s this player okay she’s so goddamn pretty and –

[woodwindhoe]

[woodwindhoe]

Well dam

This exploded

[iplaythebassoon]

Woodwinds when they mess up

flute: there are five ledger lines, wait.

clarinet: it’s the reed! The reed broke!

saxophone: *continues to play, but louder*

oboe: *still soaking reed*

bassoon: we don’t even play in this piece.

[soyouwanttoplaytheflute]

my teacher - part 2

[thelostdivine]

Far too many notes for my taste

[woodwindhoe]

[saxoparent]

Hey guys i ate cork grease

[o-myer]

The scariest thing of all

[woodwindhoe]

My orchestra conductor told the woodwind section that our tongues are weapons of mass destruction today

None of us could play we were laughing too hard

[the-flute-jesus]

There are only two genders: woodwinds and fucking cowards

[band-to-my-will-peasants-deacti]

[free-the-arts]

I shared this and my ol’ high school music teacher funny reacted to it