This is my blog.

[lazyraspberry]

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

[thinkpiecebot]

Video Games Are Better Without Media Outlets That Won’t Use The Word “Nazi” Even When They’re Printing Photos Of People Doing The Fucking Salute

[lmaonade]

asked siri to shut my lights off and she heard me wrong

[vampire-crimson]

“at the moment”

[flowerinaflame]

[bogleech]

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

[melonmemes]

[loadingartist]

repost

streaming the next comic on Twitch right now btw

[blueboyluca]

Bob Ross gets it.

[starstruckastrology]

The Signs as Pictures of Seth Everman

Aries:  

Taurus: 

Gemini: 

Cancer: 

Leo:  

Virgo: 

Libra: 

Scorpio: 

Sagittarius: 

Capricorn: 

Aquarius: 

Pisces: 

[setheverman]

this is a really bad post

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

reblog if you are...disgusted

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

me watching a video of a bug trapped in a glass container that it keeps bumping up against: haha idiot

the seventh dimensional superbeing monitoring my reality watching me moving through the 4th dimension in a single line because i cant comprehend movement beyond 3 dimensions: haha idiot

[amuesierbetrieb-deactivated2019]

the seventh dimensional superbeing finding out that you, a mere pest, have become conscious of its existence:

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[stolentweets]

[deafchan-deactivated20201105]

Oh…. so that’s why they all have fucking triangles.

TIL

[marisatomay]

me, talking about some twins: and they were wombmates

[thegenderqueerbatman]

oh my god they were wombmates

[saintvitus]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[frankifyed-was-taken]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[vhsv0id]

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

[vaelkyrie]

just saw the words “did rasputin do something problematic, i thought he was just russias greatest love machine” and that is just an incredible, incredible sentence. i want you to imagine explaining that to an early 20th century russian citizen. just fantastic.

[thinkpiecebot]

The Surprising Link Between Making Therapists Snitch On Their Patients and Microtransactions

[loveamongthesailors]

Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

[moranion]

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

[loveamongthesailors]

that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao 

 the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand 

[sapphiccygnet]

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

[sabotender-bailarina]

ankles: covered

snakes: up

titties: out

[sabotender-bailarina]

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative