nothing gold can stay

nature's first green is gold, after all! jade | she/her [semi-dependant post game au] [mobile links]

[angelicguy]

can’t relate to memes bout being ugly. sorry

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

whats up bitches im still here

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

hello i exist i am alive 

[69d]

its a good thing ray bans are on sale because i threw my sunglasses into the junk pile in the back of my van at some point yesterday and when i went to clean it all out i found them in four different pieces so im having to wear some shitty gas station guy fieri backup pair around until we get out of buttfuck nowhere glacier hell

the bullying has been relentless but i dont know what jade expects me to do

just run around naked?

absolutely fucking not

[woofbeast]

youd run around with your dick out but god forbid anyone sees your peepers past 7/11 gucci!!!!!

[69d]

theres nothing personal about my dick jade everyone knows what a dick looks like

but not everyone knows what these big wet glimmering balls look like and its not for them to find out

[woofbeast]

please never describe your eyes like that again i swear to GOD you give me wolf forum flashbacks everyday of my existence!!! >:(

[69d]

its a good thing ray bans are on sale because i threw my sunglasses into the junk pile in the back of my van at some point yesterday and when i went to clean it all out i found them in four different pieces so im having to wear some shitty gas station guy fieri backup pair around until we get out of buttfuck nowhere glacier hell

the bullying has been relentless but i dont know what jade expects me to do

just run around naked?

absolutely fucking not

[woofbeast]

youd run around with your dick out but god forbid anyone sees your peepers past 7/11 gucci!!!!!

[woofbeast]

i leave for two seconds and six blows up my dusty ass notifs!! >:0

[utopians]

haters see me and say christ what is that

[woofbeast]

might as well post this ancient summer pic in the middle of fall cause i still love how my sleeves coming out!!

[woofbeast]

i may have vanished to cope with the reality of being but yknow i learned so much about bones and how cats make nonscary noises sometime!

[69d]

im back in the states and i cant tell you how good it feels to be able to wear short sleeves again, if not for god the law and public decency i would be ass naked in this taco bueno right now

[69d]

our timeline’s discord server is an experience… a moment btwn six and @hotshithaxxorbitch​ as immortalized by @woofbeast​

[aegissi]

here's a carrd to send pre written emails to ask for justice for several of the victims of police brutality and racism

[embellishedbookworm]

wait there was betty crocker discourse?

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

remember when i stabbed her? that was cool

[woofbeast]

it was cool!

[woofbeast]

at least im mostly healed.......liquid bandage on my leg and ankle still achy but not horrifically broken!

[wutheringheights78]

gonna start problems. oatmeal cookies are good

[woofbeast]

im glad people enjoy my hot takes as a result of being grounded from doing anything other than macaroni art!! :p

[woofbeast]

the fact i dont heal instantly is bullshit i want a refund!

[imgladyourehereholdme]

hello someone on instagram made a document with a ton of resources on the movement surrounding george floyds murder and how to help and educate yourself. its updated very frequently and is super comprehensive and well organized, i thought i could share it here