pick your poison.

lucy grace. 23. she/they.

[science-hoes]

Anyways

[luxwhy]

everyday struggle i fear

[woolfithesailor]

I can't be the only one who sees this

[woolfithesailor]

Friendly reminder to everyone who needs to hear it: If he doesn't want you, he's an idiot. You deserve better.

[macrolit]

“Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect.”

— Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind 

[gatissed]

“This is a dream.” {LotR, Two Towers}

[woolfithesailor]

me externally: *watching this scene*

me internally: *bisexual panic*

[gothwyfe]

every episode of criminal minds

lady: walking down dark alley slowly and alone (everything a woman would never do)

white guy in hoodie: hey

lady: AHH

white guy in hoodie: u look like my mom *stabs her* *takes her toes*

—

emily: and then i got drunk and slammed that bitch’s head into the bar counter

derek: haha thats great-

jj: its a bad one *hands out files*

emily: let me eat you out

(in the conference room)

jj: so yeah this guy stabs ladies. but now, he takes their toes

spencer: hes escalating

hotch: 😡😡😡 wheels up in 30

(zoom in on the plane)

jj: if when you do, but i cannot for the yes of he was what i no 💖 -lil huddy

(in the plane)

emily: sexual sadist

spencer: the history of toes is actually a long starting with the ancient indians they used to-

derek: dont make me put ur head through the plane window pretty boy. although i know you would love that

spencer: 😳😑

garcia on the phone: okay so i made a list of all the white guys in arizona.

derek: i want to taste ur guts

garcia: impale me with ur cock

hotch: thanks garcia 😡😡😡

—

detective alzhiemers: we spoke on the phone and i invited u here but i just want u to know i dont trust a single fucking thing you say. wow agent jareau u got that barbie doll build.

hotch: 😡 where can we set up

(at the crime scene)

rossi: 👁👄👁 he took their toes. but u can see the bone here.

(camera zooms in on derek)

derek: *takes off his sunglasses* *flexes* hes devolving

(at the m.e)

doctor dr. : so basically he kills them. u can see because theyre dead. he takes their toes but its sloppy.

emily: he must be doing it because he doesnt have any toes.

reid: *calling garcia* we need a list

(music escalates)

—

spencer: yeah so basically hes white and a sexual sadist

hotch: mid 30s, his mother didnt love him

emily: HES IMPOTENT because his girlfriend cut off his balls

derek: and he does not have toes. we gotta catch him fast. *picks up a call from garcia*

jj: i will be telling the press so we can get calls about men without toes.

garcia: hey my 12 inch bad dragon dick. i found him- Ben Serialkiller, 54 creep lane. born without toes, his mom kicked him out when he was 5.

derek: thanks babygirl. remind me to kiss ur feet tonight.

rossi: god am i old enough to die

detective alzheimers: actually i think youre completely wrong.

emily: we dont fucking care shut up limpdick

other cops: okay we believe you now

—

(in a dark basement)

spencer: Ben, i get it. u dont have to kill these women. *puts the gun down and takes off kevlar for no fucking reason* my mom tried to kill me too. but im not a serial killer.

white guy in hoodie: you dont get it.

rossi: you dont want to kill her. we can let the world know of your struggle, ben. we will teach them of a world with men without toes.

white guy in hoodie: okay i guess. *lets go of lady* *cries*

hotch: 😡😡😡 *cuffs him*

—

morgan, on the jet: u did good today, kid.

reid: thanks. i wonder what my life would be like if i didnt have 3 lifetimes of trauma on my 27 year old back.

morgan: hahaha

emily, joining in: hahahaha. loser

hotch: 😡😡😡 i wish i had emotions

jj: i miss my kids

emily: can we fuck yet

jj: fine i guess

(picture of the sky)

rossi: And in the end, if I eated soap, no I didnt because I yes ✨ -hitler

[redgoldsparks]

Self Care Tips From Tumblr: When you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. When you feel like you hate everyone, eat. When you feel like you hate yourself, shower. Someone out there feels better because you exist. 

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[lostcap]

If I could rewrite our story, I’d erase our names from history, and carve them into stone instead. I’d rather us be forgotten together, than remembered apart.

you’d fall and I’d jump | via p.d (via lostcap)

[gaywerewolfing]

(via lostcap)

[capsgrantrogers]

No. No hitches at all, Mr. Secretary.

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[setsfiretohistory]

I call it magic and I call it true...

[cristinayanggirl]

But do you realize that everyone around the boys, including Simon, probably just didn’t think Harry and Louis would last as a couple when they first started. They were probably like “eeh just give them 5 months and they will break up, it’s just puppy love, they’re just kids, they won’t last” and that’s why they never bothered to let them come out in the beginning. They didn’t want to make things complicated for themselves when it wouldn’t last anyway... So they just waited...

And time just went, 2 years went and then 4 years and at some point they probably went like “oh fuck, it would’ve been so much easier if we would’ve just let them come out and be free from the beginning”.

And it’s funny because then it just became this MASSIVE thing that they had absolutely no control over anymore. They never would’ve guessed that these two boys and their love would involve so many people. Because these two little boys, who are not so little anymore just beat all the odds. And they made it, even after all they try to put on them, they just made it through.

“Wonder what they think if they could see us now”

[pukicho]

What would you do if there was a child right in front of you

Call his shoe game weak

[pukicho]

Hurt his feelings no matter what

[sirnotappearinginthisblog]

so nasa opened up applications to be an astronaut and all u have to have is a degree in the “right” field like ok nasa i see how it is u think an english lit major cant go to space well then tell me whos gonna analyze homoerotic subtext in space??? i kno theres homoerotic subtext in space ive seen star wars AND star trek 

[woolfithesailor]

it's technically not in space but how could you forget gattaca

[archie-is-actually-a-girls-name]

Me: *Watches sherlock*

Also me:

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