[showdawgblawg]

Sealyham Terrier by United KingDogs on Flickr.

[s00005aa55yah-deactivated201308]

this dog sucks 

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

fuck your entire life

[snaily-deactivated]

i am.. still reeling from this experience :/

[smeepy-archive-deactivated20200]

stop watching porn

[manoftheswamp-deactivated202103]

fucking make me

[smeepy-archive-deactivated20200]

[catchymemes]

This man knows how to sell a car

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

[vombatus]

reminiscing in botw memories...

[memescomedy]

[foulserpent]

yet another nasty night out with the boys

[screenshotsofdespair]

[ifjfudugkfk]

me when I drink water to pass a kidney stone

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

Gam Gam’s Hot Banana Water

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[whitepeopletwitter]

[etrangere]

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

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[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

sign me the fuck up

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

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[freshfreshsalad]