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this blog is full of shit, as am i

[wooptidoot]

I’m back I guess

[90skid-com]

[ruinedchildhood]

Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

[dollievyxen]

[theblibbles-deactivated20190101]

He discovered true power in wearing a wig.

[tfortrill]

[bxtchrelax]

I FELT that “biitch”😂

[sweetiepie08]

How to get ready in the morning

Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can. 

Step 2: Speed run. 

[vorchagirl]

I feel called out.

[digitalfaerie]

if you roll off the bottom of your bed at just the right angle you can clip through the floor straight into the shower saving precious time

[blackqueerblog]

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

[vote-for-eggman]

This guys performance blows the animated movie’s acting out of the water truth be told

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!

[fifty-shadesofgay]

homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave

[tohkyo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/

[nowacking]

I have exactly 11 questions

[coughloop]

i dont, mind your business

[a-waste-of-time]

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes 

[stydiaherondale]

just imagine the jokes LMAO

[kubo-kubo]

you fools, deadpool would be proud of it

[micaxiii]

Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”

[poiplefunguy]

deadpool, holding two wires connected to an active car battery bout to crisp a motherfucker: ohoho this bring back memories

[cryptoriawebb]

@starspatter

[dragonsir]

*cocks gun* Pika pika, motherfucker

[mynameismeowmeow]

“sorry dickweed, i’m the one pokemon you’re never gonna catch”

[rsbenedict-deactivated20181216]

From Wikipedia:

Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte (Spanish for Our Lady of Holy Death), often shortened to Santa Muerte, is a female deity or folk saint in Mexican and Mexican-American folk Catholicism. A personification of death, she is associated with healing, protection, and safe delivery to the afterlife by her devotees. Despite condemnation by the Catholic Church, her cult has become increasingly prominent since the 2000s.

The worship of Santa Muerte is condemned by the Catholic Church in Mexico as invalid, but it is increasingly firmly entrenched in Mexican culture.

Santa Muerte is also seen as a protector of homosexual, bisexual, and transgender communities in Mexico, since many are considered to be outcast from society. Many LGBT people ask her for protection from violence, hatred, disease, and to help them in their search for love.

Her intercession is commonly invoked in same-sex marriage ceremonies performed in Mexico. The Iglesia Católica Tradicional México-Estados Unidos, also known as the Church of Santa Muerte, recognizes gay marriage and performs religious wedding ceremonies for homosexual couples.

Man how did I not know about this magical gay skeleton queen until today?

[coolxatu]

4 year old nephew just said to me “you better get that out of your hair” so i asked “get what out” and he said “magic frog water

[thebootydiaries]

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

[cute-pluto]

my teacher is using my piece as an example for future classes because she doesnt know

[free-ottawe]

How could you do it to em like that

[carlylala]

boop.

[stringoflites]

@taylorswift

[taylorswift]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[frawgs]

take care of yourselves today i’m serious bitch

[spacebabe]

[ithelpstodream]

Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.

[clownsauce-deactivated20230729]

tfw correcting misinformation is written off as mansplaining

[darwinquark]

tfw when idiots on tumblr who know jack shit about thermo assume the dude is ‘correcting misinformation’ when actually he’s dead ass wrong. ‘Spontaneous’ is a scientific term - it means a reaction with a negative Gibb’s free energy, i.e. a reaction that will occur without an external energy input, i.e. water boiling because of low atmospheric pressure. Spontaneous is absolutely the correct term for what she’s observing, and that is ‘simple thermo’, and this is ‘correcting misinformation’.

Have a nice day.

[waitinghopingliving]

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely