feeling like lost in space, to roam forever

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[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[anglaised]

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

[anglaised]

actually im inclined to agree

[kosmogrl]

[akaanmo]

i think i just witnessed a miracle

[fractiousrvt]

There is always hope

[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[lighthouseweeper]

Couple dynamics

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[muntzerism-diggerism]

There's no point in breeding cats they just generate spontaneously out of gross alleyways and are born perfect every time

[moon-lord-big-naturals]

For some reason none of my Miis like my beescake...

[scorpiaok]

shoutout to AO3 authors who write 100k fics for free while juggling mental illness, academic burnout, 3 jobs, and a deep-rooted need to fix fictional people.

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[strange-aeons]

#coquette #femalemanipulator #girl

[sexyronaldreagan-official]

@coquettethatcher-official You if you were a cat lowkey!

[coquettethatcher-official]

stealing the binguses to be my new Chief Mousers to the Cabinet Office. making them listen to lana and watch black swan with me. if you want them back you’ll have to attempt to assassinate me (again)

[strange-aeons]

Coquette Margaret Thatcher I will assassinate you as many times as is necessary

[what-even-is-thiss]

What would a Yankee Candle go for in ancient Greece?

tbh the most confusing thing about it to them would probably be the glass that the candle is contained in. They might try to buy information about glass from you.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah basically

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah I should’ve clarified (pun intended). They had glass in the ancient world especially in Rome and Egypt but it was basically super heated sand and color additives put in a mold and often looked opaque and kinda lumpy. Even if it was blown like it was in some regions it wouldn’t have looked like modern glass.

Clear blown glass like you’d see a modern scented candle contained in wasn’t invented until the late Middle Ages and certainly wasn’t mass produced until the 1500s and even then places like Venice that had knowledge of these techniques literally forbid their glassmakers from leaving their city or region so other people couldn’t make it, forcing artificial scarcity and making it a very expensive material.

So if you showed a yankee candle to an Ancient Greek, especially one from a city or something, they’d be like burning scented wax okay not something I’d do but it makes sense. Also how the fuck is that glass transparent.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Like imagine if someone brought you something weird but understandable contained in a material that they said was made out of wood and you could tell that it’s clearly made out of wood they’re not lying about that but it was also completely transparent and see through with no visible flaws. That’s about the level of weird we’re talking about here.

[animnightmare]

It isnt flawless, but transparent wood does already exist actually

[what-even-is-thiss]

What the fuck I feel like a medieval peasant seeing an iPhone

[unyieldingsilence]

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[what-even-is-thiss]

Who goes there

[just-thots]

this is so funny bc on the one hand what the fuck are we doing tumblr. like you cannot be serious you're censoring entirely sfw concepts bc sometimes people ALSO involve it in fetish stuff? but on the other hand. i was in fact searching it in hopes of finding porn so you do have me there technically i can't lie

[ibrayeet]

Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident

[xhba]

Happy bush shoeing anniversary :-) ❤️🎉

[lil-peebo]

I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.