Woozerprincess

She/her/they/them 24 🩷💛💙 I mostly reblog

[victusinveritas]

[rarilee33]

Haven't seen phm yet but had a dream where I did and Stratt's morning routine was featured. Also Grace eating sand

[rachelbeee]

The Surgeon of Death is a cringe-fail girlie and you can’t convince me otherwise

[beguilingcorpse]

the thing about labubus to me is that i genuinely do think the design is appealing and i love things that are uglycute and if they were lowkey or more niche i think it would be super cute to have one. but the fact that they are mainstream and trendy sucks all of the fun out of it for me

[clovermousee]

newest episode where south park mall gets a pop mart

[tooblindtizzy]

finally getting out of a slump!!!

[fellerminute]

post world tour

[mercyandmountainwater]

because Ryland Grace is a weirdly buff character and no one ever remarks on it I do think it’d be funny for everyone to see him as a dorky sweater wearing dude who probably doesn’t do much only for something drastic to happen and Grace just… Picks Stratt up and just books it.

no one expects him to do this, not even himself but there is Danger (tm) and she did not respond quick enough for his taste so she is now in his arms/over a shoulder, and they are getting out of here expeditiously.

He runs a seven minute mile with a full grown woman in his arms and all security is trying to do is catch up.

[hachinana87]

Deal

[jojaxcola]

i'm just way too scared to take anything seriously

[achillesangst]

It’s so fucking funny that Smallville was like Lex and Clark should have lots of devastating background lore for Why They’re Like That Now, but Superman 2025’s Lex literally just saw that man and went bonkers crazy instantly. They haven’t even SPOKEN before the film and he CLONES HIM FROM STRAY DNA. It hasn’t occurred to him at all that Supes even has a secret identity, he just saw David Corenswet’s dimples and went what if we were nemeses. I think I’ll orchestrate a war to talk to him. He’s studied his fighting technique so hard he can choreograph it, and FOR WHAT. girl ask that man for a coffee Jesus fucking Christ. 2025 Lex I love you there is something unfathomably wrong with you

[chromaticrainarts]

People do not make Rocky as clingy as he should be

Bonus Human Rocky

[squeebo]

ROCKY NOOOOO

[poppyseed1994]

“bless you” origins

I’m cackling at all the eridian welcoming committee jokes😭 idek if this is funny but !! Tysm for the template @justcakethanks !!!

[kinkipants]

What if there were seasons within the biodome, and simon got to experience the rain/snow with Grace for the first time

aaaaand

I might went a bit overboard with this one and might add a bonus where Grace gives Simon his first Christmas

[paper-lilypie]

yknow how call transmissions took a Long Fucking Time between Earth and Tau Ceti? yknow how Erid is a bit further than that so it could take maybe 10 more years for the call to potentially connect? yknow how Grace spends like. 16 years on Erid living peacefully?

what if one day he’s just chilling in his dome and then out of nowhere, one of the salvaged speakers from the Hail Mary in his house starts crackling. and then a screen lights up with a voice going “incoming transmission, please hold.” And Grace is like “haha. what”

and then the screen clears up and this like. bored teenager is on the other side. maybe chewing gum, kinda scribbling on something off screen, and Grace is just staring at them, trying to parse out what… what the heck was happening.

After a few seconds of nothing, he just goes “hello?”

and the person on the other side jumps, startled out of their skin. they lock eyes. and then slowly, their face goes pale.

Grace swallows and tries again. “Hello?”

This time the person yelps in fright, dropping everything in their hands in a jumbled frenzy. they shoot out of their chair and run off screen, and Grace can hear them shouting. Shouting for people, for someone, screaming “IT HAPPENED, IT WENT THROUGH, THE CALL WENT THROUGH” and all Grace can do is sit there and process the fact that he’s looking at what looks to be a Mission Control room on Earth. And then all of a sudden there’s many more faces— HUMAN faces— cluttering up the screen, all of them wearing lab coats and uniform and winter coats, all stunned speechless. They stare at each other for a long time.

“Dr. Ryland Grace?” one asks, hesitantly.

Grace fidgets. “Uh… Yeah?”

And then chaos.

[tigvenus]

im genuinely not okay