I swear this time I mean it

I'm Rory and I don't know what comes out of my mouth half the time . Buy me cookie dough and I'll marry you

[lylylylylylylylyly]

u ever look at girls and think how the fuck u that pretty

[visual-infinity]

A burned tree with unusually patterned wood

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

Oh girl that’s spaghetti

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

maybe if bernie just showed a little more skin

delete

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I cant stop thinkjing about this it KILLS me

[rainbow-ginger-butterfly]

My cat has been weighing himself 20 times a day on the FitBit scale… and FitBit is dutifully logging it. - Imgur

[wentz-archive]

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

[pg13howincrediblydull]

is this a Halsey song

[bellamynochillblake]

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

[im-reddie]

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

[bellamynochillblake]

oh you sweet summer child 

[workoutinpink]

[sonoanthony]

#CLOCKED

[blackhipsteraesthetic]

Rosemarie wasn’t ready

[onlyblackgirl]

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i love adding e to the end of things to make it sound olde. shoppe. let’s go to the markette, pick up a crunchwrappe suppreme @e ye olde tacoe belle.

[mcavoy]

the entire mood of 2018 has been, disappointed but not surprised.

[betterbemeta]

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

[myworldinboxes]

ME. ME. ME.

[faribabyyy]

Literally how I plan my day when I have a thing

[babyanimalgifs]

[enthusiasticmusicalquotes]

guys we gotta appreciate swings more. they literally have several parts of a 2+ hour show memorized at all times.

this is an official swing appreciation post.

[clarabeau]

[clarabeau]

my inability to make this video go viral was certainly my biggest failure of 2017

[womaninpearls-deactivated201908]

As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

[extra-stuff]

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

[itsabear]

I am also realizing that actual intellectuals make their subjects easy to understand, and faux intelectuals will attempt to baffle.

[wolf-of-wall-st-deactivated2019]

“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.”

- Albert Einstein

[feminerdity]

“In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well for years I was smart, I recommend pleasant.”

-Elwood P. Dowd, “Harvey”

[thebestoftumbling]

baby meeting cat for the first time

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Cat person right there. 

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Look at that tiny rectangle.

[wu-tangz]

I want a snake !!!!!

[ussysav]

[blessparkjimin-deactivated20160]

when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours