祝日 / Permanent Vacation
styofa doing anything
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#extradirty
Product Placement
Peter Solarz
Not today Justin
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
todays bird
roma★
i don't do bad sauce passes
titsay
taylor price
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trying on a metaphor
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Misplaced Lens Cap
blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Finding Nano
I’ve had one crazy week. Last Friday, I received an official “You’re hired!” email from a new employer. At 8:10 am on Monday I got a frantic phone call stating, “You’re not even in the system yet, but we need your help so can you be here at 8:30?” On my drive to job A from job B, I realized that this was it: I would be working seven days a week most weeks until the summer. On Thursday, I signed…
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Murder: An Apology Letter
Murder: An Apology Letter
To My Latest Victim, Listen, I’m sorry I did this to you. Honestly though, I didn’t ask for you to come into my life. It just happened. And I promised myself that it would be different this time. At first, it was. But then one day I looked at you and realized I was slowly torturing you to death. Remorse set in. I tried to make it up to you, I really did. It was too late. Deep down, I already knew…
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The Librarian
I promised you a short story, and now I’m going to deliver. I wrote this for a YA short story competition on Scribophile. The prompt was 500 words or less ending with “we didn’t talk after that.” Oops… guess that’s a spoiler alert. 😉 I hope you enjoy the story anyway. My sister yanked on a strand of my hair with a tiny fist. “Mama.” “No. Lulu. Call me Lulu, Sissy.” I gently unfurled each…
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At Long Last
To All My Readers, Some of you may have noticed my silence for over a year. At first, it was purely accidental. The intention was there but then my mind would slip to other thoughts and never return. The first time I felt run down, I was certain I was catching a bug. Called it a late summer cold until I never developed a cough or stuffy nose. I began to forget things, like how to drive to places…
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My 9 year old says "I'm not very good at drawing Garnet"... then hands me this. 😮
Political Dinner
What's for dinner, political style: Regular Politician: "while I cannot disclose the actual ingredients, there will be a dinner tonight. And it will be delicious. It will contain meat,a starch, and some vegetables and the family will eat it. We have had a decent dinner before, and I want this one to be good as well." Trump: "Dinner is gonna be great! We have steak from Nebraska. They're butchering the cows now. Lobster is being flown in from Maine. I've invited so many-hundreds-of famous people and they're coming. I've got Vodka from Putin's personal stash. CNN is not invited." Spicer: "What the president meant was the chicken we are serving is so tender it's like steak, and the lobster is being thawed because it was caught in Maine. Last month. And what he meant by "famous people" is that my grandma is coming. He loves her. Also, he meant 100's divided by 10. The Vodka is really just water... Bottled here in the USA. Nothing to do with Putin. Oh, the CNN thing? He means he only invited the anchors from Fox and Friends. Sadly, they declined. No more questions."
me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it's ok
me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass
I'm barely keeping life together and my 8yr old is already drawing like this...
When you can tell your story and it doesn’t make you cry, that’s when you know you’ve healed.
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#Booksarenotfree
There is a growing trend in society to believe that books should be free or heavily discounted and we have all been guilty of feeding into it. I pick up freebies but I am also happy to pay f… Source: #Booksarenotfree
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I don't even know how to respond...
I seriously just had this conversation w/My 8yr: "Mom did you know I've been making my customs with the wrong clay?" "No... Why?" "It will never get hard so a hundred years from now when people are at the museum about me, my customs will still be squishy and they'll want to know why." "There's going to be a museum about you? Why?" "Because I'm awesome. And there will be bus # there, too. Probably crunched by an accident and it will be labeled 'bed of torture'." "You mean bus." "No, bed."
If I had a day to waste I'd buy a bunch of drug store makeup and learn from makeup tutorials all day. Then every day I could have a different face.
When you have a lot to do so you take a nap.
You’re not living right if your microwave doesn’t open from both sides 😂
What kind of sorcery is this?
Yeah... My problem is that when I decide to do something I get super obsessed with it and then I go balls to the wall for a while and then one day I'm like "WTH am I doing this? I don't even like this anymore." And then I stop. And gain 50lbs... Or feel guilty for not writing ever. Or not cleaning/organizing my house. Or not throwing parties. Or crafts. Or reading... And before I know it I'm day drinking while staring my iron down cause we both know I'm too drunk to operate that thing.
what is the difference between falling in love and having a crush
if they get a haircut and they’re ugly it’s a crush
that’s a weirdly valid point
at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents
Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.
whAT THE FUCK
I’m too tired for this
Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.
T’ be or not t’be, y’all.
Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.
Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.
I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.
Take that, Britain :)
