What's for dinner, political style: Regular Politician: "while I cannot disclose the actual ingredients, there will be a dinner tonight. And it will be delicious. It will contain meat,a starch, and some vegetables and the family will eat it. We have had a decent dinner before, and I want this one to be good as well." Trump: "Dinner is gonna be great! We have steak from Nebraska. They're butchering the cows now. Lobster is being flown in from Maine. I've invited so many-hundreds-of famous people and they're coming. I've got Vodka from Putin's personal stash. CNN is not invited." Spicer: "What the president meant was the chicken we are serving is so tender it's like steak, and the lobster is being thawed because it was caught in Maine. Last month. And what he meant by "famous people" is that my grandma is coming. He loves her. Also, he meant 100's divided by 10. The Vodka is really just water... Bottled here in the USA. Nothing to do with Putin. Oh, the CNN thing? He means he only invited the anchors from Fox and Friends. Sadly, they declined. No more questions."