[stringsofconcrete]

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

me at the office when my second cup of coffee finally kicks in 

[humdrumhootenanny]

Anyways, here’s some titties

[kristina100000]

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

[smalltownthot]

and you were

[kristina100000]

and i was

[squided]

this is my favorite flagged post at the moment 

[countessbatman]

lol he’s so done

[orangepeelmils]

[buckleknocker]

[iamoutofideas]

[rhyin-deactivated20221029]

[beowulfs-booty-call]

Well, if y'all ain’t gonna do it, stand aside and let me work.

[fuckyahumor]

oh shit

[997]

[jehovahhthickness]

If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends??????

[jehovahhthickness]

And the sobbing is what KILLS me

[saphy-kat98]

[onawhirlwind]

me seeing straight couples

[quietpetitegirl-deactivated2025]

# Everyone’s reaction had me LMAO!!!

[cursedrunescapewizard]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

[sprimpfriedrice]

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

[lil-lit-bit]

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

[ike-loves-men]

Hera smiting you as soon as you appear there:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, walking right back into Olympus after I convince Zeus to give me some thotty job like cup bearer or whatever so Hera can’t touch me:

[me93]

this post makes me thankful that the world didn’t end

[psyduckscience]

Zussy

[pokemon-brofessor]

Zock

[muscular-elegance]

[schwifty-memes]

[christophernolan]

I know death. He’s got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one.