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I'm sleepy. there's some 18+ stuff on here and I try to tag them all as n (and NSFW for older reblogs)

[paramoregf]

this tweet is literally never not on my mind

[xtinedancefit]

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

[thechanelmuse]

Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease

[erinbowbooks]

Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero.   She:

 was admitted to Julliard at 8.  

was performing in top venues by 16.  

pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.  

was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.  

went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.”  Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.  

refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.  

She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten.  But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.  

[domduongart]

@theladyragnell

[violent-darts]

Let’s un-forget her.

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[dear-julien]

Don’t you just hate it when that happens

[pinene]

Yeah like your portal doesn’t need to be taking up 3 fucking spaces. Americans are so entitled

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

[akkpipitphattana]

when a mutual has a bad take, it’s important to remember that nobody’s perfect. but when someone you don’t know has a bad take, it’s important to send a firing squad to their house

[voltaspistol]

[jame7t]

Controversially, Tumblr to introduce “big likes” which will give OP a prostate orgasm as well as banish their soul from hell

[animentality]

[katjohnadams]

At first they came for the porn sites and I said, "No, fuck you" because I've read the fucking poem.

[dungeonlust]

[sca-nerd]

I took my nephew and niece to their first event when they were... five and seven? They each picked out a heavy and a rapier fighter to cheer on (we made favors for them to give as part of the Plan to Keep Little Kids Entertained™). They interpreted this to mean that they were to LOOK AFTER these fighters and spent the remainder of the day taking them water and sharing goldfish crackers with them.

You don’t know happiness until you see a little kid hand a Knight an Uncrustable and have him devour it gratefully.

[ruffboi-mags]

#congrats your children reinvented squires (via @roach-works​)

[exit-pursued-by-spiders]

The children yearn to serve their liegelords

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

[brunhiddensmusings]

points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’ -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass

[fuckaspunk]

I can’t believe you’d make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase “lick my ass”

[fuzzpup]

Always a delight to find out that a silly guy is also a horny slut

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[coffeeeandbaileys]

[nedlittle]

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[dicksmasher]

Every year we're learning more an more about the strong as fuck ice mummy