degrade yourself and embrace your stupidity

rin / diesel | 28 | anthropomorphic train enthusiast | turn down your lights (where applicable)

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[laterkiss]

sorry i never replied or called back there's something very lonely inside me

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[lexiphotography]

Turkey vulture

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[workofthediesel]

why did they give me such an evil schedule this week i'm too special for this

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[trollprincess]

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

[trollprincess]

Me getting slammed with notifications on this post in particular:

[crabussy]

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[throo]

I wasn’t expecting that

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[starlitpuppy58]

A year later and I'm still obsessed with these stupid cheaters <3

[ilyapasta]

Guys maybe someday I'll finish and post fanfiction again. That was a fun time. When I was doing that.

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[3liza]

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

[3liza]

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by