Worksheets Anonymous

I like to record the silly things youth say.

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Priorities

"Great, so now what you want to do is go over your topic sentences one more time and make sure that they all support your thesis statement... make sure they all make sense together." "Okay, but can I go pee first?"

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When I’m trying to remember why I agreed to teach summer school…

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YES.

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Threatening English?

“Ladies and Gentlemen, if you cannot focus working on your slides I have plenty of math worksheets you can do.” - Math/Science Teacher

“Oh! They can write an essay!” - me

“I am on task!” - student

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On Fleek?

“Did you do your eyebrows today?” - teenage male student

“Why do you ask?” - me

“One looks better than the other.” 

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Ebola

As a student was at my desk blowing their nose they said,

"It just sucks having Ebola."

Nice... and clever.

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typical?

Is is normal, as a teacher, to have one class that brightens your day above all others? I believe I am blessed that it is immediately after my "most energetic" class. <3

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When students say they "Don't have enough time" to read.

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Mrs. P, you spelt my name wrong... it's S-W-A-G-G-E-R.