"Jackass of All Trades."

formerly deadgxrlfriends Indie John Constantine Blog, (mostly based on the comics.)

[amongxthexcrowd-arc]

{{ooc}} this account has been archived. you can now find the muses from this blog over here.

[thedcmonking]

Surprise visit. | John & Crowley

[worldclassbastard-arc]

thedcmonking‌:

[ Ψ ]

  Crowley knew exactly who he was talking about. There was only one redheaded woman who had been giving Emma and himself trouble after all. He took the item from John and unwrapped it, revealing the first blade. He looked up from it to John, hardly believing his own eyes. “She had this? And not some bloody trick?”

☩

“Mate, you think she’d send me all the way  here with a bloody trick?”

Sarcasm was thick in his tone- they both knew Emma better than that. When it came to this stuff- it was the real deal, or nothing at all.

“I’m just as surprised as you are.”

[vanessacarlysle]

Wanda Maximoff in Avengers: Infinity War

[horrificmemes]

Fear-Themed Headcanon Questions

Send one (or a few) to my muse and they’ll answer: 

Spiders: Does your muse squish bugs or put them outside? The Dark: Did your muse sleep with a nightlight as a child? Snakes: Would your muse ever keep an unusual/exotic pet? Blood: What’s the worst injury your muse has ever had? Clowns: Does your muse prefer comedy? Or horror? Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance? Tight Space: Does your muse ever feel that they’re not living up to their own potential? Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others? Crowds: What does your muse think of big cities? Death: Name one thing your muse has lost that they wish they could get back. Ghosts: Has your muse ever seen something they couldn’t explain? Needles: Does your muse have a strong stomach? Curses: Does your muse believe in good/bad luck? How about karma? Heights: Is your muse a risk-taker? Solitude: Name 3 things your muse couldn’t live without. Fire: Would your muse rather be very cold, or very hot? Failure: Has your muse ever given up on an important dream? Abandonment: How would your muse win back someone who left them? The Unknown: Is your muse a philosophical person? Boogeyman: What position does your muse sleep in? Falling: What does your muse think about falling in love or commitment?  Change: What was a turning point in your muse’s life? Disease: What does your muse do on a sick day? Number 13: Does your muse believe any superstitions?  Noise: Name one sound your muse finds absolutely unbearable. Insects: Name something your muse finds gross or annoying.  Dolls: Has your muse ever collected something? Getting Old: Would your muse rather live 50 years loved, or 200 years alone? Social Phobia: Does your muse consider themselves an outgoing person?

[yourlocalfrenchie]

Rp blogs, do this

Reblog this post and you’ll get some cryptic/strange messages in your inbox

[worldclassbastard-arc]

uptonogccd‌:

[ Ìzzïê ]

     “Been wondering when you’d stumble back here,” She       smirked. “Long time, lover boy.”

@worldclassbastard

☩

“I know - I know.”

 He did feel a little bad about being gone so long- but he had a lot of things that needed his attention. But that didn’t mean she wasn’t missed.

“But you are looking more  beautiful than ever, luv.”

[anon-e-mousse]

John Constantine - Aesthetic Mood Board

[ghostantine]

S M O K I N G 🚬

[thelaziestmotherfucker]

Pain is good.

[jessiemieli]

“But you will tear them apart.”

[deactivated-blog]

The WORST thing that could have happened to me already DID.                                                                               So WHAT have I got to LOSE? 

[thedcmonking]

Surprise visit. | John & Crowley

[worldclassbastard-arc]

thedcmonking‌:

[ Ψ ]

     "That so?“ He paused as he took a sip of his drink. The glass vanished       into thin air. "Let’s see what it is then.”

☩

John carefully took the wrapped object out from the inside of his coat. Then held it out to him.

 “She got it off that bird she was     having problem with. The red    head.”

[elivanto]

[gats-puckish-rogue]

Sara Lance: Come on, John. You love being part of a team

John Constantine:

[thelaziestmotherfucker]

[vertigorp]

       ‘cause i’m a               FUCKING MESS                           sometimes

[kingjohnconstantine]