riley, mother of femmes 🏳️‍⚧️

they/she/any ⭐️2/21/17 💊⭐️no chasers no minors no cops no liars⭐️ I’m Ryebread

[worldeaterriley]

my brain is tingling today because I showered and the crust has all gone away I look way too employable l

[worldeaterriley]

i will channel all of jermas clown teachings one day and regret it

[water-weaving]

i was looking for special cat feeders because ours are gluttons who gorge themselves and i found this one...device:

this sounded fun so i checked the comments and...

[water-weaving]

im??

[water-weaving]

come to the dark side we have dry food scattered in strategically designed green colored plastic tubes

[moved--306389]

Toy works as intended, people just weren't counting on the fact cats are smart and evil

[worldeaterriley]

crust boy and lava girl

[seerofmike]

the stardew valley modding community is having a little war over grandpa's bed

[worldeaterriley]

something told me to edit photos today and do up this one yassified

[bleedingspiral]

[worldeaterriley]

I need these so I can be goth guy fieri

[worldeaterriley]

bruh I just wanna kiss girls and occasionally think about a relationship with a man without getting COMPLETELY clowned as a lesbian

For serious ppl will DESTROY you for this I DONT WANNA DATE GUYS I JUST THIBK ABOUT IT bawahaHahH

[worldeaterriley]

mmm anyone spare some energy today I’ll pay u back next week

[worldeaterriley]

I’m basically a days and daze Stan account

[worldeaterriley]

impossible to be a functional human being today

[hereticalrealities]

Okay tumblr, it would be great if you stopped advertising mens products to me k thanks

[tato-potat]

lol @ me creating a tumblr in the year of our lord 2022

[hereticalrealities]

I completely forgot how to use this site, like wtf do I follow on here????

[worldeaterriley]

rate my crust jacket

[worldeaterriley]

hey lesbians what’s up

[worldeaterriley]

Twitter is over back to the old lands