godd the itager x reader hc's were amazing. like i love that pathetic blonde man sm. i also love how u write feli! im not even normally into poly stuff but that was just so tender and like ???? idk how to explain it i loved it sm
-luddy anon
itager is the perfect poly relationship starter kit bc they're both rlly tender... just so much love between them & with u. they both have patience also, which i think is the biggest thing, with you and with each other.
tysm luddy anon!!! i'm also glad u liked ludwig he's so silly. i rlly liked the piece reading it back so i think it's deff one of my favs that i've written :3
hii i was the person who requested the itager x reader and tysm for writing it!!! i definitely agree with how ludwig and feli are written with feli being the more confident one vs ludwig being... sort of not confident lol. i think you captured their personalities well :)
and yes i meant first time ever requesting anything from anyone because ive always been too nervous but the world needs more gerita/itager x reader stuff out there
anyhow ill stop my long annoying rant have a good day/afternoon/night! (=ヮ=)೨
omg tysm! adult virgin ludwig is such a deeply personal hc so i am glad u fw it.. he's not confident, like. at all. i love him for it.
also thank u for trusting me with ur first request ever omggg... i feel honored. i feel like i've been crowned. thank you!! i hope my writing has encouraged u to req more from writers in the future :> have a wonderful day itager x reader anon <3 you deserve it!
if youre comfortable doing polyamorous relationships can we have reader + germany and veneziano nsfw headcanons pretty please? preferably with fem reader whos a little shy
tysm i hope you have a good day/afternoon/night!!! (=ヮ=)೨
starring. . . feminine, afab, shy!reader and germany + italy.
warning for nsfw. it’s fluffy nsfw really.
requested by anon. masterlist ; here.
📌 . . . author notes: thank u for trusting me with ur first request! idk if u meant ever or just for me but either way <3. i actually rlly liked writing this bc i think they’d be rlly attentive lovers and they’d be all sweet. even if you ask for it rough and freaky they’re inherently tender men, imo.
ludwig beilschmidt + feliciano vargas!
— ludwig is equally as shy as (if not shyer than) you in bed. he’s never had sex before; he’s an adult virgin. so, when the three of you all finally agree to even have sex, feliciano’s the one in charge. you can tell it isn’t his first threesome by the way he guides you both through the motions. “now bella, kiss on his neck. don’t be shy, he likes it, te lo prometto,” the italian coos as he carefully gets beilschmidt out of his pants.
— positioning for your first time together depends on just how shy you are. ludwig’s stripped down to just his underwear, feliciano’s completely nude; i can imagine things going a few ways. one, feliciano lays on the bed, you’re riding on top of him, and ludwig’s behind you. feliciano talks you both through everything, encouraging you to keep your eyes on him as ludwig kisses on your neck and cheek, slowly becoming comfortable enough to grind against you. two, ludwig takes his underwear off and settles on top of you on the bed, one knee on either side of your chest. feliciano gets to eat you out while you give ludwig a blowjob. ludwig bites his lip the whole time, looking at you and then looking away, groaning whenever you moan from feliciano licking all along your pussy. three, the classic peeping tom — feliciano fucks you in front of ludwig, grinning from behind when the blonde starts to palm himself through his boxers. the italian encourages ludwig to jerk off and (if you’re comfortable) cum on your face. this position can get rough but i doubt feliciano would be anything but gentle your first time together.
— ^^ of course, they’d both be more than down to start off your sex life as a trio with simple mutual masturbation. feliciano encourages you both to be vocal; he certainly is, moaning and groaning often as he jerks himself. ludwig’s pretty vocal, but he actually gets quieter when he’s close to finishing, grunting and sometimes whimpering softly until he cums into his hand.
— when it’s just you and ludwig, he tends to stumble over his words and do a lot of consent checks. you bite your lip as he pulls your pants down, glancing away — he feels bad that the sight only makes him harder. “you’re okay with this?” he murmurs, looking up at you from on his knees. with you, he likes to worship. he likes pressing gentle kisses around your thighs, likes gripping them firmly and pulling you close. ludwig enjoys the soft foreplay more than he likes the actual sex.
— when it’s just you and feliciano, though, you usually end up blissfully fucked out, going for at least two or three “rounds”. once he joked about trying to reach a record with you, smiling and kissing your cheek while your eyes rolled back, a guttural groan ripping from your lips as you had yet another orgasm. he’s only rough if you prove you can handle it. feliciano’s observant during sex, noting what you like, what you don’t, how much you like it, what moves he should work on or retire, etc; sex with him is more than fucking, it’s making love. you might feel fucked by the end of it, but he’s making love to you, promise.
— please do wear lingerie. ludwig daydreams about it and, once the idea is brought up, feliciano’s fully on board. they’d both be down for roleplay, too, though ludwig is mostly in it for the fact that you’ll be all dressed up. he likes the thought of slowly peeling off the layers of your outfit or lingerie, kissing you all over as he does so. feliciano is the one who goes lingerie shopping with you (and sometimes for you), smirking as he holds up a nice set. “what do you think of this one? hot, right? i think he’d lose his mind if he saw you in this… let’s get it!”
— they both find your shyness to be super cute. though ludwig likes to worship and feliciano likes to corrupt, they’re both in love with the way you close your eyes and whine or whimper when things are feeling too good.
— honestly, they’d be such good boyfriends to you. aftercare always comes right after a quick break where all three of you pant like hot animals. feliciano’s usually the first to recover, getting up (on sometimes shaky legs) and grabbing a towel to clean up a little. ludwig compliments your performance, holding your hand in his own. sometimes, though, you three just fall asleep on top of one another, too tired to bother moving.
I see someone here is a fellow Agnes Tachyon LOVER YOOOO!!! GOATED! Still have yet to get Taiki Shuttle sadly :<
Also stalkertalia wise I'm literally just like the other anon my blinds are always closed for comfort purposes. It'd be funny if one of them was like "Please respond why have you left me on read?" And I'd be like "Gimme one sec I gotta train Agnes hold on" and open the blinds to show it to whoever then shut it again
it's ok taiki shuttle luck one day for u uma musume anon!!!!
"i gotta train agnes"
"who the fuck is agnes"
and then you just send a screenshot of your screen. LMAO
YES WIN I LOVE THE DEATH READER SERIES (is it a series if it has one entry…)
I love the anthology aspect of it, it really fits with how death is a concept that transcends time and even space. The fact that they’re also implied to not settle down is also interesting, bro has commitment issues ig (U-U)
One question tho that I always found a bit funny was: how reader doesn’t know of personified countries. Someone did nawt tell them there are people that don’t die naturally (ToT).
-🎞️
it's going to be a series /manifestation
also yes death!reader has commitment issues. i think i want it to be a sort of mantle passed on from spirit to spirit or smth like that, chosen right as ur dying. maybe... not sure... cld be kind of cool... but yeah. lol. flaky ahh reader
oh also i just imagined it wld be funny so i just had them not know. unless the countries tell them abt it reader doesn't automatically know. most of their business is with actual mortals so. funniest reason wld be that their "mentor" in the like 5 minute gap between their death and their rebirth as this sort of grim reaper just didn't fucking tell them. "you will collect souls, it will suck, you will be alone, this is not a fate you can escape. okay goodluck"
HELLO AGAIN!!! Disappeared for a bit only to come back to find that there are new additions to the stalker au????? I’m dead💀 I love the new additions thank you so much for keeping the fandom alive <3 Japan’s vuzz is too real they’re already my fav, they’re just both so pathetic it’s hits a little too close to home.
ALSO I want in on the Uma musume talk I’ve literally been playing all week I’m addicted!! Agnes tachyon is def my favourite rn but daiwa scarlet is a close second. I’d love to see more thoughts on a crossover au between hetalia and Uma musume! I know Alfred is already kinda taiki shuttle coded but what about Matthew? Who would be most similar to him?
-🦪 (I saw that you mentioned adding me to the anon list <3333 I’m so happy you remembered me even though I’ve only dropped by like twice maybe LOL🫶🏻)
LOL ur all good :3 also yes... new additions finally even though this au is like. i think over a year old atp?? idk. maybe i'm tweaking though, lol. atp it'll be 2050 and i'll be like "guys i added taiwan to the stalkertalia cast!!!!" LMAOOO
japan's vuzz is me if i wasn't employed. i haven't even explained how they get their money to buy those figures. but considering what i've written of them so far... i feel like no one will be surprised by what it is LOL
ouuuu idk... uma musume crossover au... thank u for bringing up taiki shuttle america though i literally love it sm they're sooooo my favs ever EEEEEK!!!!! americacore my beloved. but um idk bc i'm not too sure abt the whole cast yet </3 i do plan on writing uma musume hetalia though, (both ways -- horseboy!hetalia but also horseperson!reader).
also yes ur welcome!!! i wld feel horrible if i left anyone out and tbh even if someone only drops by once, it means a lot that they'd stop to talk to me! that's rlly cool to me!! i feel like fandom these days is a lot less community focused so it rlly does mean a lot whenever ppl stop by and share their thoughts on hetalia & my works :) srsly.
i loved what u wrote for lovino... i really like the idea of his vuzz being perceived by him as an angel who could do no wrong but they're actually just as despicable as he is ^_^ like they don't have gang affiliations the way he does, but they're sure as hell street smart and know they could use lovino to fulfill their own goals, like getting rid of people or for money...
-cana anon
yeah! i didn't put it in but i wasn't sure if i wanted his vuzz to be like maybe a pawn for a rival gang or just a normal person who's more than willing to manipulate him. but i think by the time he realizes this about his vuzz, he will be too far gone to ever go back.
his vuzz is just a wee bit silly is all LOL i esp wanted to do it bc lovino HATES himself like. i know people talk abt his many complexes concerning feliciano & rome and everything but like he is so sad as a character to me? he has a very deep, very strong sense of shame around himself. of course he would want to attach to this "angel". he's too scared to possibly "taint" this supposed angel, but he views himself as a dark creature fascinated by your light. sigh lovino i'm gonna put u in therapy one day... not in stalkertalia though i need u crazy for this.
Stalkertalia question! How do the stalkers handle watching someone who keeps their blinds closed at all times. I personally do for comfort and wonder how they'd get around it?
srry if this was a req, my reqs are closed so i'm answering this as i do every other anon ask!
closed blinds is interesting -- adds a layer of mystery to you, for sure. certain ones i think wouldn't be bothered/affected (japan, england, france, china, imo). russia breaks into your house anyways so closed blinds are not a big deal. annoying, maybe, but not a big deal. canada, too, i think it wld be minor. america wld not like it! would deff try to convince you to open the blinds.
n. italy wld not care -- s. italy cares because he likes watching over you, but not as much as america cares.
ultimately i think most of them wld just kind of cope... bc there are plenty of other ways to see you (when you work, breaking in, cameras in your house, etc).
If requests are open is it okay to request a stalkertalia with Japan? Where he finds out the one he's been watching has a big figure collection in their bedroom? Ones of different anime characters, some original by Japanese artists etc? I'd wanna know how he'd feel about that (or if he'd help them get more that they've been eyeing)
hellooo this was written for your req! i originally just had japan but i added lovino, too. i decided i liked your idea of reader collecting figures so it's now canon to japan's reader's lore. ^_^
🐎 anon hi hello!!! Your good with the replying no worries I do the same. I forget to at times LMAO
Also love the new hcs Lovino is so funny to me cuz he sees us as an angel when my dumbass would be like "bro I just clean for you it isn't that deep"
The vargas family is....something! (Love them/gen) - 🐎
lovino puts reader on a pedestal and i have 2 ideas in mind for lovinovuzz:
lovinovuzz recognizes him as the potential weapon that he is and uses him. maybe not for murder but deff for certain things, like getting coworkers you don't like fired/"disappeared" from your city. lovinovuzz is normal like average person, just not so angelic -- tier 1 hater, even. manipulate that man!! make him your dog!!! when he cries realizing he just killed again for you, pull him into your lap and kiss his bloodstained hands; tell him he did a good thing when you both know that's not true.
lovinovuzz is an undercover operative from another (smaller) gang. maybe lovinovuzz is in way over their head with debts or smth. i don't know if i made this clear but lovino & feliciano have mafia ties. i know it's cringy & whatever but i think of gilf mafia man rome and i giggle and squeal so... speaking of i was thinking of writing gilf stalkertalia rome lmao. but anyways yeah.
^^ i just want lovino's reader to be maybe a bit terrible. not evil for srs but i kind of want his reader to be a devil in disguise. how i execute it is still up in the air so neither of these ideas are canon at all
You know what is absolutely hilarious to me is that I've worked customer service enough and am actually paranoid enough that if I had a stalker I'd confront them on their own turf. Like literally their own front yard when they least expect it. Within a month likely.
For example: My house is surrounded by security cameras with WiFi and recording capabilities. (There are no blind spots because we've had neighbors who tried to break in.) We have cameras INSIDE the house that swivel 360 and are also recording and online. To watch the cats when we're gone but we legit hid them from immediate sight. We unplug them when we're home though.
We ALSO have completely one way tinted windows. And blinds. And black out curtains. We're a nocturnal family after all XD but also we just don't like the light interfering with the TV and AGAIN nosy thriving neighbors. When we first moved in and prior to the windows being covered my sister woke up to a neighbor watching her sleep through her window. It was nearly 9 feet off the ground. He'd pulled his truck around and stood in the back of it to see.
So like.... this is where the customer service thing comes in.
I would absolutely catch them spying/breaking in when I'm gone. I would absolutely CALL the number texting me back.
FROM A DIFFERENT PHONE.
AND PRETEND TO BE A TELEMARKETER OR A BILL COLLECTOR LOOKING FOR A SPECIFIC PERSON.
I WOULD FIND THEIR ADDRESS. THEIR CAR. THEIR JOB.
I WOULD DO MY ABSOLUTE BEST TO FIND OUT EXACTLY WHO THEY ARE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AND REVERSE STALK THEM.
Is this a good idea? Probably not. Almost definitely not.
But just imagine their reactions to waking up and finding the object of their obsessions staring at them from their own bedroom window holding up a sign that says "FOUND YOU."
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LOL sorry all that stuff happened which made you & your family need those security measures. hopefully you guys are much safer now!
i think this concept is kind of funny! i did get a req for stalkertalia x stalker character like a stalker x stalker situation but i just couldn't figure out how i wanted to frame it & in the end thinking abt it was kind of draining. i usually love the stalker x stalker trope so it kinda made me tweak that i cldn't figure out how to make it "work" for my own au. which. i know i can write whatever i like but it just felt painfully ooc each time? like no. matthew would not let you get that far. because he's very attentive... u know?
maybe i shld return to the drawing board or smth bc in theory i think it's rlly funny i just don't know.
Dunno if you’re still into the personified death concept but ermmm…
ANYTHING PRUSSIA PLEASEEEEE!!!! He wud probably be very familiar with death cuz of his past militarism and limbo immortality status -🎞️
(+ more weird enemies rival thing with England)
i ammmm i am <//3 i will write more maybe when i finish a few more requests?? but i literally idk like i feel like the concept lowkey flopped but i love death!reader i think it's cool... like. ok, tbh, the only real way you'll know i like smth i write is if it gets a pinterest section under my worldheadcanons board (PRIVATE IT'S PRIVATE IM SHY). death!reader immediately got a section and i've been curating it on & off since writing it.
i think death!reader & prussia cld be rlly freaky-deaky /nsx but cld also be /sx LOL. do u think he finds comfort in the arms of death? knows what you are but finds warmth in your cold embrace? they say that dying is like slipping into the hold of an old friend. i think prussia wld be very intimate (/nsx) with death.
+ i rlly like beating eng up so deff more of that.
the way i want to write death!reader is kind of anthrology ish? -- think, jumping from time period to time period, place to place; the only common theme is you and them. exploring your relationship in different times, etc etc. small moments that happen in random years, too, not just important years of history. may 6th 1987 maybe you guys cuddled. it remains on their mind forever, yknow?
starring. . . gender neutral reader and japan & south italy.
warning for stalking (generally), incel/femcel/gooner-esque behavior on both ends for japan, NEET behavior with japan’s reader, & gooner anime figures (japan’s section).
requested by anon. masterlist ; here.
📌 . . . author notes: kiku isn’t rlly an incel bc he’s had sex b4 (lots of times, in my mind) but he IS a loser. if anything reader is more of an incel than he is. i’m in between having japan’s reader just be a neet or a sort of online creator… pls lmk what u think for reader. as for romano’s reader, please remember that true angels are horrifying to look at. it’s only devils that parade their beauty as a sign of purity.
kiku honda!
— honda fell in love with you before ever even seeing you, having met you on a vaguely disgusting social site online. you posted frequently, sometimes even through the whole night. your page was filled with pictures of anime figurines and discussions about manga (seinen, josei, yuri, and yaoi seemed to be popular with you), alongside the occasional rant about beauty and how lookism affects you.
— all he really knew about you was your online handle, your expansive figure collection, and the fact that you were just like him… he immediately felt a kinship. sure, you were a little off the deep end of degeneracy but he could help you. he had to know more — he had to woo you, he had to make you better, had to make you his. thus started his journey through nearly every photo ever posted on nearly every social media account with your username.
— it takes some work to find your home address, but he’s nothing if not determined and capable. it helps that you’ve spoken frequently with each other online; it’s given honda confidence, it’s why he’s so sure. it’s also why the first thing he ever sends you as your secret admirer is a rare collectible figure that you’d been posting about.
— a grin appears on his face as you post an hour after the delivery about your newest figure for your collection. “u shld do a video celebration 4 ur newest figure. photos don’t do her justice,” he comments on the post. his eyes light up with a childish glee when you like the comment — minutes later, he gets notification for a new post from you.
— “here’s the new figure,” you say softly to the camera, showing it off in your hands, “she’s a rare one, really hard to get… look at her boobs, they’re huge. really good quality.” you never show your face, but your voice in the video is heavenly. it’s enough to have kiku palming himself through his pants as he comments on the figure’s exceptional craftmanship.
— he could easily find your face and real name, but he thinks it more romantic to lure you into telling him and showing him yourself. he views your romance as pure, even if you two are definitely not.
lovino vargas!
— once a week, every week. that’s how often he sees your beautiful face in person. lovino knows he shouldn’t go after you. you’re their housekeeper, a cleaner; the power imbalance would be insane. still, he finds a frown on his lips whenever feliciano mentions you not making it on your usual day, your absence alone being enough to ruin his whole week. he’s got a crush, which is scary. vargas men are never good with crushes.
— you don’t say much whenever you’re there, at least not to him or feliciano, which only adds to your mystery. you’re not the cleaner they grew up with, having only been hired three or four months ago. his brother does the hiring, so you can imagine his surprise seeing someone so angelic down on their knees scrubbing dirt. when you first looked up at him, you smiled. you greeted him warmly, as though he were a friend… though it’s only been a little while of knowing you, lovino feels like he’s been infatuated with you forever. since the dawn of time, even, just him and you — not that he ever gives voice to such things. at least not while you’re working.
— one day, three days precisely after your last shift for the vargas’, you get a text from an unknown number. a long spiel from some stranger about how deeply in love they were with you. how you were beyond words, so casually ethereal. un angelo, they had called you. an angel. sent to earth, they claimed in their message, to remind man of what true beauty was. it was creepy… but oddly poetic. and you were too kind to not reply. you hearted the message (first mistake) before sending back “thank you :)” (second mistake). nothing else. it’s not a lot. but it’s enough.
— enough that lovino decides to find your home address. and any information he can about your family. and any past relationships, the make and model of your current car, your old schools, your favorite restaurants, your typical sleep schedule — no stone is left unturned, and yet he still finds you to be an enigma. you’re… kind. not just nice, not just sweet, but kind. in a world full of cruelty and bastards, you’re kind. un angelo, a real one, vargas swears.
— he sends you romantic messages often, after that. they read more like poetry than texts and he sometimes asks if you for your opinion on certain lines. lovino feels some guilt for bothering you like this, for taking up your time. but that guilt is always gone as soon as he notices you’ve replied again.
— things gets intimate (for him. creepy for you) quickly. there’s a shift as he starts messaging you about cute things you did that day or an outfit you may have worn. it becomes clear that he’s actively watching you. “it’s only to keep you safe, i swear,” he promises after you confront him over text, “i’m too dirty to ever touch you, i know that. i want to protect you instead. i’ll be your guardian, il mio angelo.”
ok i made the anon list i'll post it later but i find it funny that the emoji anons are like. usually (from what i've seen) ppl will go for cutesy emojis but we have horse. oyster. coffin (badass).
i scrolled pretty far back on my blog to try and include every anon ever even if that person has not sent stuff in a bit just bc i don't want anyone to feel left out </3 love u all and ur with me even when ur not (in a supportive normal way) (i am so bad at this LOL.)
