SSBU - World of Crack - VS Beedle
Mario: Alright, who’s going in first?
Kirby: Not it!
Beedle: Going in where?
Link: Hey, I’ve heard of you! You’re called Beedle, right?
Beedle: Indeedy deedy.
Link: *whispers to Marth* The Beedle I knew wore more clothes.
Marth: Why are you telling me this, Link?
Beedle: *whispers to Sheik* The Link I knew wore green.
Sheik: Um... Okay.
Piranha Plant: Beedle, can we stay in your tent?
Toon Link: Go away traitors!!!
Beedle: I told you you weren’t allowed here unless you paid rent.
Toon Link: Argh!!!! Why am I in charge of watching over you? I deserve a better job!
Link: Why don’t you-
Toon Link: I’ve heard of your tricks! I won’t fall for them!
Link: Fine, take this bomb to Galeem, it’s a gift from me.
Toon Link: Oh, okay. *takes bomb*
Link: Killer queen!!! *detonates bomb*
Toon Link: *flying through the sky* Fuck you!!!!!
Snake: I could have done it better...
Beedle: I don’t know what is wrong with that kid.
Mario: How much do we have to pay you to stay overnight?
Beedle: Just buy some of my stuff. I’m so glad you got rid of that kid.
Kirby: What’s for sale?
Beedle: A Labrador retriever.
Villager: I’ll take it.
Mario: You’ll kill it!
Villager: Humanoids are all I kill. I need dogs.
Beedle: You might want some snacks for it.
Villager: Why thank you. I’ll spare your life for now.
Beedle: I also sell tomatrio.
Kirby: I’ll buy them!
Tomatrio: Hello.
Kirby: What!? Oh, come on!
Beedle: I also have skill spheres.
Mario: Oh, fuck it. I’ll buy them.
Beedle: There are a lot of you. I’m sad to say you guys won’t all fit in here.
Mario: Don’t sweat it. The kids can sleep outside.
Marth: What!? Why?
Snake: Just go look for a place to sleep. Olimar, follow them to make sure they don’t cause a mess.
Olimar: Why me?