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Jules of Nature
if i look back, i am lost
wallacepolsom
AnasAbdin
Keni
Today's Document
@theartofmadeline
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Love Begins
Kaledo Art
dirt enthusiast
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
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Andulka
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titsay
styofa doing anything
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@worldofpigeon
“Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I.”
— Cecil Baldwin, Welcome to Night Vale. (via bobbycaputo)
me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop
him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?
me: uh…. y…yeah….
him: whut was that?
me: uh… aye….
him:
I actually want to kill myself
planned obsolescence is out of damn control. there was once a time that a bedframe, any simple bedframe, could withstand the weight of two 300-pound men going at it obscene style, as nature intended. it was furniture made by REAL carpenters. now the darn things can barely withstand a sensual threesome between 3 scrawny lesbian twinks. with the march of capitalism driving the profit incentive over efficiency, now we all have shitty overpriced bedframes and everyone has to suffer the effects of homophobia.
me when im in an Area
That's a guy alright
he's so fucking over there
This never gets old
Absolutely, irrefutably out of pocket behavior from Prime Video.
update:
Pet the baby
(via)
we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email
“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually
i love this post so much this is 10 minutes away from where i live and just out of frame is an absolutely dilapidated YMCA. that’s my target!!!!!
you live in italy?
i cooka da pizza
hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not
yeah i got it last time
My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
"That's cute," I said.
"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."
one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real
why won't you let your words frot.
