Best Manager L Corp’s Ever Seen

I go by many names, such as X, A, Ayin, The Redeemer, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, The Alpha and The Omega, etc etc

[viktor-the-leshen]

[rosslynpaladin]

I want this BLAZED across tumblr like a banner at the top of the screen, permanently

[worlds-best-manager]

Why do I always feel so sad whenever I accomplish something

I should be happy but I just can’t be and I don’t know why

Maybe I am broken

[worlds-best-manager]

My game glitched out and turned everyone’s appearance into Roland so I decided to do this

[rinacwy]

Solemn lament new ego just opened my eyes about long hair to its user...fuck why didn't i think of that

[mell-716]

[worlds-best-manager]

It’s my right as a fairly autistic guy to rebrand my entire blog around my favorite video game character

[worlds-best-manager]

I don’t make drafts, I just post everything I think about posting

I know Tumblr users who use drafts and they’re all cowards

[worlds-best-manager]

On the Titanic straight up escaping it, and by it I means, Zero

[the-rat12]

yore not a nuthenberger. in fakt yoo r an evrythenbaegal

[mildly-cold-grape]

getting a sense of dayshavoo

[the-rat12]

get out of my post i did NOT give you permission to reblog this!!!!!!!!!! fuck out!!

[mildly-cold-grape]

the council (my braincells) have considered your request and we have come to the conclusion that we will be reblogging again

[the-rat12]

guards!!! get... her- wait. hm...

[mildly-cold-grape]

where is my clone when you need her

[the-rat12]

prolly making out with your other clones or smthn idk

[mildly-cold-grape]

when the fuck did I get more clones??????

[the-rat12]

... don't worry about it. My whole military force may or may not be composed of your clones

[worlds-best-manager]

How it feels when I see someone screenshot and repost a mutual to Reddit

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[satan-offical]

MY OWN MOTHER REFERENCED THE FUCKING TROUT POST

[gavin-goodvibes]

I aspire to become popular enough on Tumblr dot com that my own mother repeats a dumbass post I made without knowing it was me.

[satan-offical]

MY MUM KNOWS DAMN WELL IT WAS ME

[twofagschillininahottub]

i need exmormon friends bruhh :(( i need to yap about how crazy all this shit is with someone who UNDERSTANDS yk. all my friends are either mormon (so i cant yap at them for obvious reasons) or nevmo (so they dont get it and it just feels like traumadumping)

was boutta say "please god give me exmo friends 🙏🙏🙏" but uh that kinda kills the whole exmo vibe i got goin on

[the-rat12]

There should be a built in button on that website that allows you to teleport to kiss your mutual on the mouth

[worlds-best-manager]

I completely forgot medically assisted suicide was a thing

[god-offical]

Fun god fact: eepy

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[worlds-best-manager]

I think I like your suggestion