darkarabicaBEER!!!!!

hi this is my blog go to my linktree NOW!! https://linktr.ee/johnsalembage

[worldsokayestbeer]

this is my new intro yay. be joyous

hi so i'm salem OR bagel and i'm a they/them. my interests and posts bounce in topic a lot and i also have 25 million bees in my body piloting my flesg. if you even care (not plural i think tho im just like thaf)

im usinf the fancy text now to say fhat uhhh idk. minor btw im a minor and also shoutout to @severalchain theyre pretty cool i lovw rhem. next question

oh yeah i have autism AND add (adhd but im not hyperactive) and this blog is for me and me only if you dislike what i post then FUCK OFF!!! i post what i want forever and you won't stop me. im so evil and malicious. also ive got some form of anxiety (they didn't tell me bc they couldn't pin it down) so also have that in mind as i ramble and rant

also don't send me donation asks i won't answer them and i feel bad for doing so but PLEASE send me normal ones i WILL answer those

uhm

also dni general criteria

OH WAIT TAGS I GOTTA TELL YOU WGAT THE TAGS ARE FOR

#random bagel thoughts: basically posts i either added on enough to be considered separate or my very own ideas

#serious'd: usually added onto the rbt tag to indicate it's a little more serious than usual

#bagel reblogs things and you're forced to watch: my reblog tag, although nowadays i tend not to use it all that much

#bagel asks: self explanatory

#bagel rants: me ranting. although i dont remember what the tag was used for originally

and rhats all i rhink

[swagophile]

every time game awards season comes around i think about "The game of the year is Tiddlywinks." One of the funniest posts to come out of twitter genuinely. it makes me laugh every time. the image choice is superb too i wish id thought of this

[void-of-spaaaace]

[gooseworx]

Can u give us a line from episode 7?

"I'm gonna be sick... That was everything Oh MY GOD!"

[frogspawn-vellichor]

There's a chance I might have lost my marbles from sleep deprivation, but I spent a full 4 minutes doubled over in laughter upon seeing it and just remembering the sequence

[gooseworx]

I'm unmedicated as FUCK broooooooo!!!!

[worldsokayestbeer]

i don't use this acc rlly anymore uh. shrugs. yes mooties im still alive

[rambrandt-the-painter]

tiramisu two days in a row, bitches.

[rambrandt-the-painter]

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[puddlewickdrive]

Sims 3 evil trait, my one true love

[in-a-mellow-tone]

it's the holidays, you know what that means

[teethands]

[evilwizard]

Leslie’s Sinister Concoction

[bogleech]

How about if the personification of the Seven Deadly Sins didn't act on that sin all the time but instead inspired that sin in others. They could be really interesting psychological villains. Also I dislike it when people interpret Sloth as mere laziness: the original sin was that of spiritual and emotional apathy, the idea that they wouldn't act simply because they didn't care enough. Laziness is the outcome, not the cause.

Would that make Wrath basically a demon SO FUCKING OBNOXIOUS that it can drive almost anyone to murderous rage?

I’d definitely wanna see that

[prokopetz]

[bettabubble]

got an email from a local aquatics store with a coupon for one free worm

[bettabubble]

this is the coupon btw

[yumesiffrin]

happy yume tuesday !! *.✧

I love them. I love them very much I HOPE THEY DIE!!! /nsrs /silly

[prokopetz]

Concept: a visual novel in which the player character owns and operates a dry-cleaning service catering exclusively to anthropomorphic personifications of various abstract principles. The Fabric of Space is hand-wash only!

[what-even-is-thiss]

What would a Yankee Candle go for in ancient Greece?

tbh the most confusing thing about it to them would probably be the glass that the candle is contained in. They might try to buy information about glass from you.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah basically

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah I should’ve clarified (pun intended). They had glass in the ancient world especially in Rome and Egypt but it was basically super heated sand and color additives put in a mold and often looked opaque and kinda lumpy. Even if it was blown like it was in some regions it wouldn’t have looked like modern glass.

Clear blown glass like you’d see a modern scented candle contained in wasn’t invented until the late Middle Ages and certainly wasn’t mass produced until the 1500s and even then places like Venice that had knowledge of these techniques literally forbid their glassmakers from leaving their city or region so other people couldn’t make it, forcing artificial scarcity and making it a very expensive material.

So if you showed a yankee candle to an Ancient Greek, especially one from a city or something, they’d be like burning scented wax okay not something I’d do but it makes sense. Also how the fuck is that glass transparent.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Like imagine if someone brought you something weird but understandable contained in a material that they said was made out of wood and you could tell that it’s clearly made out of wood they’re not lying about that but it was also completely transparent and see through with no visible flaws. That’s about the level of weird we’re talking about here.

[animnightmare]

It isnt flawless, but transparent wood does already exist actually

[what-even-is-thiss]

What the fuck I feel like a medieval peasant seeing an iPhone

[unyieldingsilence]

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[what-even-is-thiss]

Who goes there

[cyborbs-deactivated20231020]

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

[vulpineprince]

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

[ablondpanda]

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

[knitmeapony]

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

[sevastiel]

mild addendum

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fucking hell man I spent ten years and one night mastering phantasmal barrage I had no idea it was banned