foliage whisperer

rae ✯ 26 ✯ was a temnospondyl in a past life

[expressions-of-nature]

by Mark Harris

[minart-was-taken]

Many such cases

[dogpuppy]

[seshrat]

easily the funniest part of the wigan kebab video is that the guy who's walking in like he's just stepped into an alien planet is from liverpool and lives, at maximum, an hour's drive away

[snototter]

Elephant trunk snake (Acrochordus javanicus) in Indonesia

by fatstudiorecord

[sosuperawesome]

Vintage Saturn Ceiling Light // RoyalArtDecolighting

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[all-mammal-creechur]

Proboscis Bat Rhynchonycteris naso

It is found from southern Mexico to Belize, Peru, Venezuela, Bolivia and Brazil, as well as in Trinidad. The bats are nocturnal, sleeping during the day in an unusual formation: most of them line up, one after another, on a branch or wooden beam, nose to tail, in a straight row.

In the photo, the two bats on the lower left are carrying young.

img source

[all-mammal-creechur]

I really love how dedicated these guys are to queuing.

[meatmite]

so many people are on prednisone rn

[targetedknowledge]

[modlich-303]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like you could put an Anomalocaris in a touch tank and jt would genuinely be fine. Like tbey didn’thave any truly hard biting parts they jist had little graspers for grisping up soft-bodied prey and cramming it into their mouths. I could pet Anomalocaris and teach it to take treats out of my hand. And it would feel like a velvet worm but Big and Wet

[dyke-parade]

i think the funniest thing rocky does in the phm book is straight-up refuse to believe grace for multiple hours when grace explains relativistic physics. and then finally accepts it in the face of evidence but stays really pissed off about it. i wish we could’ve seen that shit like “where is einstein now, question, rocky just want to talk”

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[saucefunk]

spin

[doggosource]

[lordoftables]

[meatmite]

i like the phrase "bigger fish to fry" because it implies some sort of utopia where one gets proportionally huge fried fish for solving one's problems

imagine a world where you finally make that phone call and a 200kg golden brown filet of alaskan cod falls from the sky. congratulations. you fried the big fish