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Chungus dragon

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…I’ll have the drenched frenchy fries with Hurt sauce and Harm coleslaw and Pain Lemonaide…

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what the smol potato heccin funk is up tunglypoos. I diddly did a hecking uwu arto!  (can anyone else think other words that make people want to hurt you? I need to know)

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your goth gf

 vs

my goth gf

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Wormbus Jazz Hour Is Postponed. My Wormbus Sorrow is Infinite and Unyielding

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The Wormbus Cannot be Contained

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After all, it terns owt that I, Lord Wormbus, am in Wormbus Quarantine. Damb. These Wormbus Words of Wonderous Wisdom have aged quite poorly- The Eternal JazzMaster Lord Wormbus

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The Wormbus Cannot be Contained

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wormbus COMic. by LORD WORMBUS

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Need Quiche recipes for Special Wormbus Meal

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Bed bath and BEGONE! *banishes you*

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PIANIST MUSIC

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Gay ship: *exists*

Normal fangirls: oh yeah! I like them together a lot! I think I’ve read a fanfic about them once?

Me:

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The 1903 MoonBeam of Fife is quite a gay ship!

Must purchase this lovely yaught for The purpose of Wormbus Voyage.

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I am by far the möste thicc and môste lovely Wormbusse

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“You dare to speak to me, Lord Wormbus about Morals???? Newsflash, master of buffoonery and naught else, your precious “Morals” are by far, the least flavorful mushroom”

-Lord Wormbus, The Collected WormbusWisdomTM vol 28

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What do you call wordplay that stinks?

PUN-GENT

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I am perpetually chauffeured around in my Wormbus Worm Bus

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One of these days I’m going to add every single one of that one kind of person, who after getting your social media info, adds you to a huge group chat of their friends ( random people you don’t even know and who text each other inside jokes every 2 seconds while you’re trying to do something) to a massive worldwide group chat, and leave.

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I am the ceo of crimge