yum!

21 yrz old with tgirl swag mentally well and normal :3 ^_^

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Oh.. well met, traveler. (You notice me skinning and field dressing a grinch carcass strung up by the rafters of the cabin) Oh this? Yeah bagged it just this morning. Male, not too old. Meat's gonna be good. (I stare, somewhat detached, at the grinch corpse hanging in front of me for a moment before plunging my knife through its heart) Fucking sickos. You know they hate Christmas? That time of the year where good kids get presents and, heh, well.. when adults get egg nog. (Quiet slicing and carving sounds, bloodlust professionally but barely contained) Wind's howling,

[infectiouspiss]

i forgot how much i love delivering things to my friends in minecraft like !!! i love you so i brought you bunnies!!! for u !!!!!! i supply things !!!! my love language is going into the scary places and bringing back things for you !!!!!!!! i will bring you the heads of your enemies !!!!!!

[infectiouspiss]

if you give me a list of things you need i will !!!! I WILL BRING YOU THE THINGS !!!!! IF YOU NEED 10,000 SAND I WILL RIP APART THE DESERT FOR YOU

[hunthewumpus-deactivated2024060]

So..

When you said “cool cool cool” did you mean it in an Abed Nadir way or a Jake Peralta way

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Every week some streamer chud jettisons their extremely easy and profitable career of literally playing video games for a living because they simply HAVE to comment on the Transgender Question on Twitter

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Imagine getting to make hundreds of thousands of dollars selling Fortnite skins and Raid Shadow Legends to middle schoolers, quite possibly the easiest way anyone has ever made exorbitant amounts of wealth ever, and risking it cause trans people drive you that fucking insane. Thousands of years of human social evolution and unequal wealth distribution leading you to a lifestyle kings and emperors of yore could not glimpse in their wildest imagination and i just. i just gotta tweet about the Drag Queens

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

Dogs be like can i bleed in your floor

[lakevida]

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

[wormcereal]

well that was a fun run on porn tumblr anyways back to normal now

[milogoestogreendale]

me, jokingly: they should just let me write the community movie!

my dad: what would you write it about?

me, instantly imagining a thousand fanfictions where troy and abed smooch homosexually and get gay married: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

if I saw the dogman I wouldn't even be scared I'd be fine

[horrorlesbians]

I’m convinced non-horror fans don’t understand the differing shapes that horror films can take. my coworker will say she doesn’t like horror movies but admits to watching and liking a quiet place, my father doesn’t like horror movies but will watch jaws and alien. those are horror movies, what isn’t clicking?

[wordswithimages]

[wormcereal]

lydia tár in tár (2022)

[striders]

at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial

[wormcereal]

what was i cooking

[wormcereal]

david lynch has arguably an even worse foot fetish than tarantino but he gets away with it because hes not annoying

[tackledkey]

i love pearl (2022) but not in a femcel dolette terfy way in an autistic non-binary way. I will elaborate if asked.

[bartmobile]

today the girl ringing me up at the gas station said “ok, have a nice day. i love you” and i said “what” and she repeated “i love you” with better diction

[talkingtoavoid]

mia goth in prada for cultured magazine (shot by rachel fleminger hudson)