World's Biggest Procrastinator

Artist, gamer, writer and offical lazy bones. I might post my art, I might not. she/he/they/eldritch abomination(27) Pennyless Bog Auntie vibes

[crickettesong]

Sometimes, just for fun, I make critters out of porcelain.

[inuyaoisha]

shang qinghua gets a job

[wirelessmousegirl]

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself

[airplanebroo]

This fraud doctor!!

[luckywishingstarz]

Okay hear me out, cumplane would TOTALLY have fake arguments in ikea.

sqq: I KNEW YOU CHEATED ON ME! NO WAY YOUD ACTUALLY GO OUTSIDE FOR A WALK

sqh: ITS YOUR FAULT FOR BELIEVING IT!!

sqq slams fridge door

sqq: THATS IT, YOURE OUT

sqh getting off the tacky sofa

sqh: WHAT? YOU CANT KICK ME OUT I PAY RENT HERE

sqq: YEAH THE FUCKING WIFI BILL SO YOU CAN WRITE YOUR STUPID SMUT! NOW GET OUT!

sqh dramatically walking away from the display living room

sqq sitting at the dining table fake crying

sqh at another fake kitchen right next to sqq

sqh:… can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars…

sqq with a death glare: cuz I could really use a wish rn wish rn wish rn…

[velinxi]

Dva accidentally saves Ramattra AU part 5

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[anachronismstellar]

I thought we should get our own spn meme version to give the news

anyway, congrats Yue Qingyuan!!!

[robotmango]

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

[berlynn-wohl]

hope it’s not too late; I made this in Scriptorium

[gideonisms]

I think it's so important and crucial for 20 year olds to witness older people who are genuinely bad at some aspects of being a person but are still living lives they find meaningful and enjoyable. Not just "oh I got married and you can too" but like. sometimes you cannot for the life of you finish college or find a good job or stay in a relationship or arrive to locations on time or whatever it is you think when you're 20 that you HAVE to be able to do. But you wind up finding a place in the world anyway. It happens!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

#260: Sunshower Kiss

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Un jour, je serai de retour près de toi.

(One day, I will return to your side)

[antisocial-cheesepuff]

RIP luo binghe you would’ve loved to make a million fake social media accounts so you could stalk shen qingqiu and like all his posts

[old-danmei-fan]

Shen Twins AU where Shen Jiu is so pissed off that Shen Yuan is marrying his most hated disciple that he stews for weeks on how to get back at his brother and *shudders* brother in law.

He decides to go down to the WRP and visit with his girls when he sees Tianlang Jun sitting at a table just enjoying the music and talking about novels with the girls.

Fucking Bingo

Within days, Shen Jiu is announcing his own marriage to a demon and Tianlang Jun is thrilled because Shen Jiu is even meaner to him than Su Xiyan was.

Binghe is in the corner growing mushrooms while frantically trying to rip suppression talismans off Xin Mo so he can kill his dad and Shen Yuan is trying not to throw up in his mouth because he's thinking about how his brother is now also his father in law.

[vhen-harel]

[cherizsaw]

Lady Windmaster for Pride Month 🏳️‍⚧️💕