where are the worms, mojang?

they/them. a big fuckin gay! main is @redvelvetworms kiss a slime today

[gay-slime]

im kind of new to the mineblr stuff but i really want to find an account that does skin requests!! i have a little Minecraft OC and I would make a skin for him but I'm no good at making skins :( do you know any? if you don't that's okay!! also i hope youre having a good day!!

I personally don’t know any, but if you do; rb this!

[wormscraft]

oh I will make skins!

[ice-block]

Me: huh I’m feelin kinda sad

Me:*reads the end poem*

Me:

Me: ok,,, I’m gonna go and live in a cottage in a flower field somewhere and harvest carrots, no I am not crying

[mega-taiga]

as per my last reblog, mineblr really needs to come together and make a herobrine version for alex

[gay-slime]

You rang?

[icanfeelmyleg]

Tag your herobrine headcannon

[hotvampireadjacent]

girls on my dick like i’m minecraft steve

[slime-squishes]

i figured out why everyone thinks herobrine is sexy

if u rearrange the letters in herobrine it spells ‘be hornier’. wake up mineblr

[dirt-block]

THIS POST MUST BE REBLOGGED BY EVERYONE

[capitalisticon]

For sale:

cock and balls, never tortured

[lunagaron]

Me playing minecraft

Herobrine:

Me: hey 😏

Herobrine: why can’t I go back to being feared

[silvercraft-textures]

we’ve all thought about what it’d be like to live in Minecraft at one point or another.

https://goo.gl/forms/wh0aFebHG6G6PzpJ3 However, have you thought about the specifics?

I will create && draw a character (and perhaps skin!) based on the most popular answers. Hopefully the fusion of our minds is closer to an adventurer or peasant farmer than a griefer, eh?

[wormscraft]

this is so cute

[killed-by-an-angel]

Terribly disappointed that notch tweeted those things :( Minecraft was my special interest for like 2 years and I feel kind of bad now :( like it’s still a good game but idk I’m just upset

[wormscraft]

it’s okay, everyone knows that notch is a pos and no one associates him with the game as a creator anymore. now we thank Mojang. notch does not reflect ppl who play Minecraft at all!!!! ur okay honey :^)!!!!

[lunnefisk]

this blog is of a decent enough size that really i should be using this platform for good and to voice my opinion on the issues that matter. so let me say fuck those minecraft holes in the ground that you think are caves but its just a pond and it doesnt go anywhere. you didnt help anybody and youre not clever. be a cave or be nothing

[mega-taiga]

ok real talk tho am i genuinely the only one who finds the sudden influx of handsome/attractive/hot Steve and Herobrine art weird

[mega-taiga]

[wormscraft]

huh

[wormscraft]

How can I sleep when I can hear my pussy fizzing

die.

[wormscraft]

What resource pack are you using in those magic shop screenshots? It's lovely!

thebgay one!

Mizuno’s 16! u can find it on planetminecraft

[wormscraft]

Heya! I started playing on lgbtempire bc of you and it's such a good community and nice. Idk thanks and also I can't wait for the mall to open back up

awe yay!!! see u there!!

[silvercraft-textures]

player says “oof”

creeper says “tss”

villager says “hrrn”

enderman says “vwoop”

herobrine says fuck

[nflstreet]

[shinosarna]

Hey, guess what, I have a BETTER ANSWER

The answer in question?

Zach Barth.

Zachary Barth is an indie game genius, and creator of plenty of amazing and original games that take a unique, ‘problem-solving’ approach to puzzle games. His games are usually distinguished by not having single set solution, despite being puzzle games - in fact, you can come up with better solutions that the creator has intended, and even compete with people online in seeing who finds the most efficient solutions.

His company’s (Zachtronics) probably best-known game is SpaceChem, but it is notable that some of his latest games bridge the gap between ‘puzzle games’ and ‘gamified engineering’, containing elements of microchip design and coding in Assembly language.

So what does this guy have to do with Minecraft? Well, once upon a time - long before anyone dreamed of Minecraft, before Zach was an indie star, he created a small game called Infinifrag.

It was a simple multiplayer shooter, but with a twist - players could build blocks to use as cover - making it probably the first ever ‘block game’.

Eventually, the game concept evolved - it turned out that players liked building much more than simple combat, so around 2008 Zach made a new game, more focused on these aspects - Infiniminer.

The players needed to mine resources to build structures, while there was also combat. You will notice that the pixel art aesthetic and all major mechanics of what would become Minecraft were already there. A lot more was planned for it, like different biomes (co-developers mention forests and volcaones etc).

And then… the source code leaked. For an online-focused game, especially a small one, this was a death sentence - this meant that people could cheat with impunity, however they wanted. Zach basically gave up on the game.

Enter… Markus Persson.

Markuss Person is a very average indie dev. If you look at the games he made, you will find that he has very few original ideas - most of his output is clones or remixes of other games - including his own, as he made several demakes of Minecraft. Outside that, his “4k” games, Infinite Mario Bros… He’s not the most original person around, suffice to say. Unsurprisingly, his love for remaking other people’s games with either lowered or increased scopes showed up again - he decided that since Zach Barth gave up on Infiniminer, it’d be alright to code a clone of it from scratch. He called the new game “Minecraft”.

And the rest is history.

In summary: Zachary Barth is the real creator of the ‘block game’ genre, and the ideas behind Minecraft. All Notch did was simply copy them.

[aeonlamb]

not to mention all of the good features in minecraft for the past 5+ years have all been from the other developers at mojang and not notch