[straycatj]

Hi mr j, this is my cat, his name is No. he can be very naughty, do you have any advice?

I don't have any because he can sit down politely as we can see his name... excellent!

[keeby64]

bb gorl u stay on my mind

[gatoiberico]

stuck in boxes

[half-a-life-left]

so did we all just experience that or was it a collective hallucination

EDIT: NOW ON YOUTUBE

[dezlaz]

[petitcroc]

[huffylemon]

[lewishcmilton]

‼‼

[soracities]

do you have a dream job?

[audiobook-mike]

I genuinely mean this, I hope all 6 of those Supreme Court members who voted Yes have to live their lives getting harassed and are extremely bothered till their last dying breath.

Bother them, make their lives miserable, make them not want to leave their homes.

[ms-newvegas]

This is a good time for a really mean meme I’ve been thinking of

[ms-newvegas]

[nicostiel]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Perhaps the most-terrifying space photograph around.

Astronaut Bruce McCandless II floats untethered away from the safety of the space shuttle, with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive. The first person in history to do so.

Credit: NASA

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Yeah but give the guy a parachute if he falls lol there’s mountains right there

[maybe-thelast-time-deactivated2]

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[systlin]

Ahhh, this DOES take me back

[amanifestationofyourillusion-de]

the only good JFK assassination theories

1. his head just did that

2. 

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti]

[noblepeasant]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[ditzyalpaca]

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them