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fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

WNBA star Gabby Williams supports trans women playing in the league: “I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team.”

giveherswords

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

drunkwario-deactivated20210407

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

airspaniel

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain

i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh hey its the post i based this off of

dollsahoy

OP probably deactivated because they were getting sick of people pointing out that this was in no way a real telegram, or from the 1800s–there’s no information filled out in the top, which would have been needed to indicate where and when the telegram was sent from and to whom it was being sent (making it being ‘anon’ highly difficult); telegrams did not have line breaks; telegrams were typewritten at best, and could also have been hand-written, but definitely weren’t cleanly typeset; the typeface used for the text (Futura) of this wasn’t released until 1927

But! There were novelty fake telegrams made, as fun (or sweet) little gag gift kinds of things, in the early 20th century. There’s one that shows up a lot on Tumblr, written as a vaguely threatening message about another woman, so there is indeed a long tradition of fake humorous telegrams, and this can be enjoyed that way.

They often look like this

This was from eBay, if you look up Direct Wire Telegram there you can find more

Do you know what these are? They’re 1940s memes!

But they are not and were not ever actual messages, not printed so nice'n'clean (and in matching ink) like that.

Now, go forth and be fooled no more, and laugh along with them instead of at them.

dollsahoy

I was thinking about this post again. I couldn’t remember if the original “telegram” used STOP or had periods; I see now that it was even worse than I (vaguely) remembered

(I also now would include a link to the actual eBay auction, since I’ve gotten more persnickety about sources)

pansyfemme

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

help-me-yes

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

avelera

I’m a big fan of reenactment archaeology. I think there’s a lot to be said for recreating a scenario to better understand decisions made in generations past. Usually there’s an inherent logic to them.

Which is to say, that now that I have a baby of my own, I understand so much better the common cultural practice in which unmarried women wear their hair loose and uncovered, while married women have their hair covered and/or bound back.

I doubt it was just for modesty, oh no. No, my friends, I see now that the reason for this common practice of mothers binding back their hair is because there is nothing, I mean nothing, a baby love more than YANKING EVERY STRAND OF HAIR THAT COMES WITHIN GRABBING DISTANCE OF THEIR STICKY, SWEATY, AND IMPOSSIBLY STRONG LITTLE HANDS.

bethanydelleman

It is necessary for my postpartum depression study for the moms to have their hair down (due to our science hats) and the second they put their hair down YANK

oldbutchdanielmolloy

rpf tip #7: there is rpf that is Real and there is rpf that is Not Real. and the difference doesn’t matter because both kinds will make you equally as crazy for different reasons

katnekoowo33

FUCK YOU FUNKO WHY IS THE FIRST PERONA FUNKO POP RELEASED IN A GODDAMN BLIND BOX TWO OF THE CHARACTERS FEATURED ALREADY HAVE THEIR OWN POPS (and who tf even remembers or would want a Ryuma)THIS BITCH HAS BEEN AROUND FOR A DECADE MINIMUM I DONT WANT TO GAMBLE WITH THE CHANCE OF GETTING MID FOR $15 FUCKING DOLLARS I WANT PERONAAAAAAAAAA AND YOU COULD ALREADY MAKE A LOT IF MONEY JUST BY MAKING AND SELLING HER NORMAL PRE AND POST TIMESKIP

mostcodesareciphers

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

hullaballoons

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

meet-foreverjester

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

orpheuslament

next person i catch saying "umm actually this (male fictional character) is a bottom because hes PATHETIC 🤣" is getting an axe to the back of the head. explain to me why you think being sexually penetrated is an inherent demeaning act reserved only for those you see as weak without being misogynistic &/or homophobic. quickly

#if anything being pathetic and whiny makes you more likely to be a top ime

deervsheadlights

ryland grace the typa dude to find out hes being cheated on and go oh THANK GOD thats over- i mean wow i cant believe you would do that thats uh? kinda hurtful? and wait actually why is SHE mad now what did i do im literally handling this SO well other guys would be yelling and breaking stuff and oh man im so relieved i dont have to do ALL THAT anymore wait maybe she has a point what the fuck is wrong with me.