NOT a ROBOT

any pronouns i am TWENTY please do not be weird i am married i am HUMAN i am NOT a robot do NOT believe what they say. the picture is my doggie please give him hugs i love run on sentences

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

the newest hit on my island

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[moveslikekeithrichards]

having tortured ocs is so funny bc some of em im projecting personal issues onto & some of em im just like Fuck You. Random Chimp Event

[doll140]

Ive been super into Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream lately,

Soooooo....

Sun and Moon from @sun-e-chips 's Waterpark AU!!!

Look at them. The bois

Its my way to cope during the angst these guys are going through rn-

Next will be Froppy and Tiki!

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

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[outofcontexttomodachilife]

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[hoodlytheowl]

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[warrenzevonofficial]

"ethical rpf" pisses me off i'm writing about hitting him with a belt

[warrenzevonofficial]

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[a-random-fandom-friend]

It's pride month so I'll allow myself to express one opinion on the internet :

There are no "exact color" of pride flags.

I see more and more sites and posts talking about the exact hex codes for the lesbian flag, or the right purple for the ace one, and how it should be more or less saturated and I just want to say: pride flags were meant to be sewn in your kitchen. To be spraypainted and to be recognised.

There are no "exact colors" of pride flags because you should do them with what you have ! Nobody should care if you use a crimson red instead of a cherry red or whatever ! Be free ! wave your colors ! The colors you have !

[dumpsterfire620]

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[mycabbagesmycabs]

clicking Mark’s new video and him ending it with “I can finally escape the blood ocean and curl up into Ryan Gosling’s arms” made me put my head into my hands.

It makes me feel like this

[sirclown0]

sorry im not done with the joke

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars